The Mega-Zine Museum
January 7, 2001
POOTLE WARRIOR I would like to see a nice selection of cheeses and biscuits for cheese, please. Thank you. Hmmmmmmm... cheese...
RED BANNANA Can we say brand names on Teletext? Cadburys! Nestle! Mars! If you don't show this, I'll know we can't. Don't see why not, we mention Adidas often enough!
KISS THE GOOSE Beware my fellow friends... the frog lives on. Whatever happened to the Muppets? I loved the Muppets.
'ZINERS
I would like to say Happy New Year and I hope you all got what you wanted for Christmas.
The past year on 'Zine has been fantastic and I love you all. And sorry to Parsley Possum, Pink Mafia and anyone else I have offended.
'Zine rocks!
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
Blimey — what's brought this on Wolfie?
YOU BEEN AT THE COOKING SHERRY?
THE PRODIGAL 'ZINER RETURNS
In recent months, I have found something to love other than Lucozade. A being whom I shall identify as Baron Feisty Devil.
Although the chemistry has been brewing since June-ish, it is only now that we are really understanding each other. I just hope that my shy English gent continues coming out of his shell.
My message: Never lose faith.
Lucozade Lover
Aaaaah... ain't lurve grand?
I FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY NOW
REASONS MANY 'ZINERS COULD USE TO HATE ME:
- I am in love
- My fave band is MSP. I also love Placebo!
- I've seen Slipknot twice — and enjoyed them!
- I'm neurotic
- I think many 'Ziners are just too desperate to be a "freak". As Roddy once said: "You just have to be who you are!"
Miss Tristesse
You're in love too? What's occurring?
IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER?
DEAR MEGAZINE
Long time reader, first time writer. I just wanted to say how much I admire your work Ed, and that I would like to join you in the long struggle of trying to get rid of Trendies.
Please accept me as a member.
Just Happy To be Me!
PS: What is your email address?
Thanks Mum, I love you too. Here goes:
club140@teletext.co.uk
'ZINERS
Does anyone know why trig, Pythag, algebra and other mathematical rubbish is gonna help us? I think it's a waste of time.
I mean, as if someone's gonna walk up to you and say "what is x if 2 (3x + 1) + 2 (4x - 2) = 6?".
Oh, and to anyone who's gonna be doing their mocks like me... good luck!
Siberian Tigress
So, what IS x if 2 (3x + 1) + ...
ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND
PARSLEY POSSUM
I am new to the 'Zine business and, after reading everyone's opinions of how we should stick together, I was horrified to see your incredibly misled idea that Townies and Skaters are the same breed. How could you!
A few of my friends, who happen to be Skaters, are some of the weirdest people I know! Townies, on the other hand, have no outstanding personality traits.
Pink Spider Monkey
Townies, Skaters, Mackems, Charvers...
IT'S ANOTHER WORLD!
IF 'ZINERS HAD REAL NAMES:
Gutless Wonder — Enid
Broccoli — Fiona
Twix McGoo — Tanya
Broken Bubbles — Simon
Plughole Fantasy — Tony
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex — Andrew
WLW — John Earls
Fluffy The Evil One
John Earls?
WHASSAT ABOUT THEN? WHO HE?
