The Mega-Zine Museum
December 4, 2000
HOLY PURPLE DRAGON Who would win in a fight, Psychedelic Gloom or Erika's Gloom from Pokemon? Not sure, but I don't think we want to encourage this kind of behaviour!
BLACKSHEEP To everyone, I deny everything. EVERYTHING! Probably wise, given the circumstances!
PUNK CHICK You're just jealous 'coz the voices are talking to me. Yeah, well, you're jealous of my pet tall rabbit that sits next to me and loves me lots!
A THOUGHT OH...
Male and female stereotypes.
Boys are seen to be unable to express their emotions and to bottle their problems up. On the other hand, girls are thought to be able to seek help from their friends easily and are able to release tension by crying etc.
But those are stereotypes. A lot of boys cry. A lot of girls suppress their emotions. It is not wrong for males or females to do either of those things.
Karma Policewoman
I feel much calmer now
(OR SHOULD THAT BE KARMA? GEDDIT?)
MY INTERVIEW WITH JAMES DEAN BRADFIELD:
| COTW: | James, when did you realise you had a problem? |
| JDB: | I had always enjoyed the odd pie, but it became clear I was addicted to food when it would take two, maybe three pies before I could face getting up in the morning. |
| COTW: | Did your ordeal effect your songwriting ability? |
| JDB: | I've got songwriting ability?!? |
Creature Of The Wheel
Ooooooo, controversial...
YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE, YOU WILL!
OH MY GOD! WHAT WILL I DO?
I have exams next week and I have not done ANY revision. I was arrogant enough to believe that I'm clever enough to sail through but now I'm scared.
I'm going to fail and end up married to a fat man named Bob with 10000000000 children screaming at my feet.
On second thoughts, I am clever enough to sail through them.
Skinned Celebrity
Revise hard kids and get a good job...
LESS PAINFUL THAN CHILDBIRTH
JUST A THOUGHT...
If I lived in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun, I'd carry a soldering iron. Then, if some cowboy said "Hey, look, he's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I'd say: "That's right, a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice."
Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
Greedy Sleeper
Just a thought indeed —
YOU'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT!
'ZINERS
I was looking out my window, and what did I see,
a big green hairy spider coming right for me!
I grabbed my cup of coffee, and flung it at its head,
the ugly spider melted, and then it was dead.
Word of advice kids — coffee kills.
Asyd BurnZ
Yeah, but it was only a spider so...
WHO CARES? 'CEPT OTHER SPIDERS
TO ANYBODY WHO CARES...
I'm starting up a campaign today to ban Mondays. I mean, what's the point in them? Then again, if Mondays are banned I'll have to start on Tuesdays, then Wednesdays, then Thursdays, then Fridays... eventually only the weekend will be left!
Anyway, if anybody wants to join my cause, please feel free. Goodnight!
Black Sheep
Sounds good to me...
CONSIDER ME A DEVOTEE!
