The Mega-Zine Museum
November 24—25, 2000
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX I need a break. My mind's been going a mile a minute and I still ain't caught up with it! Hurry, or you'll lose it! Ha ha ha ha ha... ha... ha... OK, sorry.
PISCES If religion is society's placebo, then Placebo must be society's religion. Ooooh, you're wasted on here.
FIENDISH OBSERVATIONAL COMEDIAN I was just thinking, what if your surname was Itis and you were called Arthur? That would suck. I know. And what if... On second thoughts, no. That one's rude.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE 'ZINE
Would you rather be the same, or different? The same and fit in, or different and not?
I suppose if you chose to be different, there would still be people like you — it would just be harder to find them.
But really, people are the same but different in different ways.
Lady Feinnes
I understood the Ladies and Gentlemen —
SORTA LOST ME A BIT AFTER THAT
VOTE FOR ME AS PRESIDENT
My policies:
- Find the traitor who framed WLW, Plughole etc and clear their names.
- Make listening to Nirvana, Foo Fighters and Green Day compulsory for all.
- Liquidise all mobile phones.
National anthem: Lithium — Nirvana
Cobain's Teen Spirit
The mobile phones thingy is a must...
I HATE 'EM, Y'HEAR? HATE 'EM!
AN ODE TO DAVORD
There once was a Lord called Davord,
Who became increasingly bored.
So just for a laugh,
He cut a 'Ziner in half,
And fed him to his snake called Maude.
Sorry, that was awful. Never was good at English.
Little Miss Metalhead
Nevertheless, Davord was tapping his
TENTACLES — I THINK HE LIKED IT!
DEAR WLW
Seeing as it took you about two weeks to print my first letter/e-mail, I have decided that you are in need of help. Therefore, I have decided to genetically engineer an army of 4ft-tall gophers to aid you in sorting through all of the letters and e-mails you receive.
If you would prefer a different species of subordinate, please inform me soon.
SnowmanRobot
Two weeks? And you're complaining?
SOME 'ZINERS ARE 43 YEARS OLD NOW!
OI, YOU LITTLE MONGRELS
I propose a battle between evil and evil — Davord and Anne Robinson. Surely this woman can be no match for Davord? But she is pure she-devil. She has wild, crazy eyes and a nervous twitch.
If you are weak, she will make you do the walk of shame. I want her beaten. Come on Davord, I want to close my eyes without seeing her face.
Anne Robinson, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Ratchild
He's gone a funny colour.
HE'S SEEN THE WEAKEST LINK!
STOOPID WALLET CHAINS
About two years ago, only a few people were wearing this fashion mistake. Now everybody seems to own one, from the cheap cider-drinking trendies who hang around in bus shelters, to the fat dancer from Take That and the camp Welshman from Steps.
Rock is becoming more about fashion than actual music. We need a cultural revolution!
Fluffy The Evil One
Er, not sure I'd describe Robbie and H
AS 'ROCK' EXACTLY... PAP, MAYBE?
