The Mega-Zine Museum
November 7, 2000
FLUFFY'S BOYBAND GUIDE
Ideally, you need 5 members, including:
- The 'bad boy' who doesn't fit in.
- The 'good-looking mummy's boy'.
- The lead singer with the personality of a brick.
- The 'wannabe' who can't sing.
- The 'nobody' making up the numbers.
Fluffy The Evil One
The more I read this letter,
THE MORE I THINK YOU'RE SO RIGHT
KID F
You are a fake and a phoney.
To say you dig Plato and not Shakespeare is like saying you like Placebo but hate Bowie.
If you were a true intellectual, you would value books for what they are and not because MSP quoted them on the back of Generation Terrorists.
Egg-Shaped Ian
Anyone who says they 'dig' Plato
DESERVES A SLAP IN MY BOOK
