The Mega-Zine Museum
November 5, 2000
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE If you stick a moustache and glasses on Davord, he looks like Mr Potato Head. Oooooooo, that's fightin' talk where I come from!
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Nothing can't create something but something can create nothing. So in the end, half way is nothing yet something. Okily Dokily!
EGG-SHAPED IAN I have nothing to declare but my own genius. Add to that a dash of humility and a soupcon of modesty.
ANIMAL FARM II
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful puppy. He lived on a farm with all the other animals.
Many of the animals enjoyed the puppy's charm and wit but then a pig started a nasty rumour and loads of sheep began to criticise the lovely puppy.
So one night the harmless puppy fled from the farm. And now all the animals want him back.
Miss Tristesse
Oh Lordy -
WHAT HAS PC-STU STARTED?
WHY OH WHY...
Do you like Friends the TV programme? It's as cheesy as S Club 7 and gorgonzola on toast and the pretentious yuppies spend all their time in supposedly funny situations and crack really unfunny jokes.
The only praise I have for them is that they like coffee. Who's with me to become the enemies of Friends?
Pristine Bruise
Yes, you're right.
BRING BACK TERRY AND JUNE!!!
PLUGHOLE FANTASY
Thank God you're back Pluggie. We need you. Since you've been gone, all the 'Ziners have become really bitchy and are turning into trendies! Also, pilchards are getting on my nerves.
Did you really write to Back**** or were you framed? If you are innocent, then I love you with all my heart and let's get married. If you did write, then curse your soul forever you stupid hypocritical trendy.
Detective Anchovy
Bitchy? Trendy?
YOU THINK?
A FEW POINTS TO CHEW ON:
- Offspring roles: Well maybe, if you haven't heard of The Ramomes, Black Flag or Dead Kennedys.
- To be an individual, surely the only voices you need to listen to are in your own head.
- Best chocolate for a chocolate/tequila combo has to be Dairy Milk from Cadbury.
- All politicians are self-serving corrupt charlatans.
Joe Slammer
Hmmmmm, tequila and chocolate...
YOU SEEN 'FAT FRIENDS'? YOU SHOULD!
'ZINERS
I'm told that a recent question on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? involved pilchards.
However, I don't know this for a fact as I don't watch it, because Chris Tarrant reminds me of my old headmaster.
I once heard he was descended from Cromwell, and certainly the phrase "warts and all" does spring to mind.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Is that really your opinion of him?
ARE YOU SURE? FINAL ANSWER?
OH, MY POOR HEART
I wish Melody Maker would warn you about when they're going to put a stunning picture of James Dean Bradfield on their pages.
I always suffer palpitations for weeks afterwards.
Parsley Possum — listen to music because it brings you joy.
The Gutless Wonder
If you tolerate this, Shane McGowan
WILL BE NEXT!!!
