The Mega-Zine Museum

October 30, 2000

MISS TRISTESSE Damn it! Once again, not only do I dye my hair, but also my ears and neck! Oh, that's so attractive!

NEGATIVE CREEP We laugh and we drink and we teach ourselves not to think. We laugh and we drink and we find it hard not to think. Sounds like a typical day here at WLW Towers to me.

THE REINCARNATED SQUIRREL EATER I got out of bed the wrong side this morning, and I fell out the window! It's your feng shui mate. Completely wrong.

MASOCHISTIC CHICK

Here are the answers to your questions:

1. Because you have emotions.
2. I think it's to find out if WLW is a deformed monster.
3. 'Cos they're sycophants.
4. Eh?
5. No, I've met two 'Ziners.
6. But they do exist. Pan Dar Zan of Europa said so.

Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex

OK... so how many people, like me, are

DYING TO KNOW WHAT QUESTION 4 WAS?

RIGHT TO CENSOR

My return to 'Zine is a return for morality. I am disgusted at the way Davord sticks his tongue out, day after day. It's indecent. It's wrong.

Look into my eyes. What I am doing is for your own good.

I want every 'Ziner to cover the corner of their TV set, to protect young children from this exposure.

Plughole Fantasy

He knows why you've been quiet lately -

YOU WANT HIM TO TELL EVERYBODY?

WLW

You have not got away with this! Oh no! I saw you on B*ckch*t two weeks ago! (OK, so it was on the subject of Placebo which diminishes the extent of your crime slightly, but not completely).

And don't even try the 'it wasn't me — honest' line. I've heard it all before.

I demand an answer. The enclosed mushroom cut-out should prompt you.

Wise Fruitcake

Do you really think I'm that daft?

I DUNNO, FRUITCAKE BY NAME...

WLW AND ALL DM-LOVING 'ZINERS

I can tell you that seven tracks are completed on the new album and another 10 will be finished. No name as yet for any songs or the album title. But rest assured, I'll keep you informed.

They are reportedly very enthusiastic about this album (a good sign, I think you'll agree).

The Black Emerald

THEY'RE enthusiastic? I'm ecstatic!

GOOD WORK AGENT EMERALD!

WLW

Did you know that Megazine spelt backwards is Enizagem? I looked this up in the dictionary and guess what — it doesn't exist! So I am making a contribution to the 'Zine dictionary.

Enizagem. It means to stuff your face with chocolate.

The Angel Gidget

I enizagem... you enizagem...

WE ENIZAG... YES, I LIKE IT

HELLO

I too agree that WLW is female. No male can possibly be so witty, good natured, talented... the list goes on. Also, chocolate and cats.

Men say they like cats, but when women aren't looking, fellas kick cats. It's true!

Witty Wiccan Girl

PS: WLW — since this is an e-mail, you'll have to be satisfied with virtual chocolate!

You are too kind, but men can be witty,

GOOD NATURED AND TALENTED TOO!

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