The Mega-Zine Museum
October 12, 2000
POLGARA What about anchovies on pizza? Vile! Just one step away from putting mushrooms on yer pizza! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
CAT5187 How does one reconcile the concept of an infinite universe, and a finite amount of energy in this universe? I gave up physics when I was 13... oh, and I don't care.
QUEEN OF ELMAAAARRRR I have something amazing to tell you. My brother, the Psychedelic Gloom, has actually eaten pilchards. And he didn't like them. What kind of ambassador is he, eh?
A POEM
I am a guy
Who eats pie
While watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Then I fall asleep and have a bad dream
About a pie chasing me and shouting "Is that your final answer?"' at me
Then I wake up and cry
And eat some more pie
That Special Someone
The answer to life's eternal question:
YOU ATE ALL THE PIES!
ME AND TIMBER WOLF
| Me: | WASSUP? |
| TW: | Nothin', why? |
| Me: | Nothin', just having a coffee. You? |
| TW: | True, true |
| Me: | How do you know? |
| TW: | I'm hiding in the coffee |
| Me: | So, it's not limescale? |
| Norbic: | WASSUP? |
| Psycho Wolf: | Nothin', why? |
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
I'd be worried 'bout a friend who's
SO EASILY MISTAKEN FOR LIMESCALE
WLW
I think it's strange that people threaten you about printing their letters. Why do they do this?
And I like the idea of a burning effigy of Mariah Carey and Westlife, instead of the Olympic flame.
How about including Craig David? Did you know he spent three years writing lyrics in his room? You wouldn't have thought it.
Offspring-Rules
Yes, yes, yes! Burn him too! I mean,
JUST HOW ANNOYING CAN ONE MAN BE?
'ZINERS
| Best 'Zine Name: | Psychedelic Gloom |
| Most Witty: | Village Idiot Rocks |
| Most Annoying: | Plughole Fantasy |
| Biggest Traitor: | Plughole |
| Most Popular: | Onyx Needs Recognition |
| Deserves Lots Of Chocolate Award: | WLW |
| Most Sadly Missed: | A Boy Called Rita |
That's about it, except Happy 'Zine Birthday to me for October 26!
Self-Obsession Honey
A team of strawberry pixies are
COUNTING THE VOTES AS WE SPEAK
WLW AND CO
I just want to say how bored I am with the Metallers v Trendies brawl and I would like to end it. They both suck.
I am an indie girl at heart and no-one is better than me. I rock!
And I'd better have my own page — otherwise I'll cry and cry and throw myself down the stairs (again).
The Idealistic Pink Tree Frog
I'd like to say how bored I am with the
METALLERS V TRENDIES V INDIE THING
I HATE THE MANICS
The only reason people like them is because Richey went on a permanent vacation. Where were all these fans before he went Awol?
These three fat blokes keep peddling out their sub-standard dad rock for the daytime Radio One audience who lap it up. I would rather have my toenails pulled out with rusty pliers than listen to their music.
Fluffy The Evil One
I can expect several pairs of pliers
IN THE POST NOW, CAN I? THANKS!
