The Mega-Zine Museum

September 25, 2000

SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT Are humbugs sweets disguised as zebras, or horses disguised as humbugs? Makes you think. Well no, actually, it doesn't.

ONYX There have been many mentions of beards on the 'Zine and it makes me happy. Remember — beards don't just grow overnight. Mine does — and so does my sister's.

PINK SKAB I'm Miss World, somebody kill me. It would be my pleasure.

'ZINERS

I am pleased to announce the 'Zine Awards 2000.

The five categories are:

Best 'Zine Name
Most Witty 'Ziner
Most Annoying 'Ziner
Biggest 'Zine Traitor
And finally... Most Popular 'Ziner

Send your votes in now!

Pedigree's Chum

Clear winner in every category I think!

YOU HAVE UNTIL NOVEMBER 1st, KIDS

DEAR WLW AND OTHER 'ZINERS

So everyone, here is my election form:

DRLOZBAKER

PS: WLW — here is your cyber chocolate (hands to WLW)...

Yeah... cyber chocolate...

VERY FUNNY!

WLW

My dad used to work in a potato factory but he got the sack. He found a job as a tap dancer but fell into the sink.

Then he got work in a glue factory, but couldn't stick it. So he had a go at being a monk, but couldn't get into the habit.

My uncle then said he could work with him, making saxophones. He left because the pay was no good — he only made a tenor a week.

He is unemployed.

Eve L Spirit

Sounds like he doesn't wanna work

WHAT ABOUT A CAREER IN POLITICS?

WLW

I read Backchat. They printed my reply about the fictitious band Pilchard, they printed the very funny remark from Psychedelic Gloom about Britney and none of those sad Backchatters saw the sarcasm.

Pure genius.

Toy Machine

There really is no hope for them.

MAYBE WE COULD SET UP A HELPLINE?

IF THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR YOU, THEN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...

Regrets, like doubts, will fill my mind
But I have to smile; they think I've left you behind
It's not as though I didn't try
But I'm just not ready to say goodbye

Short, but to the point.

Portabubble Joan

Ooooh who is he? Who dumped who?

SPILL — I NEED GOSSIP TO SURVIVE

I DON'T CARE

Plughole's a Backchatter — I don't care
Westlife are No 1 — I don't care
Trendies? Freaks? — I don't care
Pilchards? Donuts? — I don't care
You wanna be accepted? — I don't care
I'm not in love — I don't care
Craig won Big Brother — I don't care
Madonna has a new album — I don't care

But 'Ziners like Broken Bubbles, She Who Lost The Plot, Egg-Shaped Ian, Miss Tristesse... they kinda make you care.

Harry WhoCares

There are a lot of witty nice guys

THAT MAKE 'ZINE WHAT IT IS — ODD!

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