The Mega-Zine Museum
September 24, 2000
DEAR 'ZINE
Anna Kournikova,
By her, I've been bowled over.
She's sezsed up like a treat
Looking good enough to eat.
I think she's really ace
With her happy, smiling face.
But only with divine help from above
Can we ever fall in love...
It's plainly obvious that we are set up to be the perfect match.
Big Bud
Good job she's pretty, I say...
HER TENNIS IS A BIT IFFY!
HELLO 'ZINE
Enough of the fake revolutionary talk, I have seen the Magna Carta, the work of professionals. That's another story.
I sit here at the end of the bar, brooding about the girl from Pennsylvania with her long dark hair, Nine Inch Nails-fixation and menthol Camel cigarettes. Our time together was so short.
Leave me with my bottle of Tequila.
Joe Slammer (leader awaiting a worthwhile revolution)
Tequila is not the answer young man...
CHOCOLATE IS. TAKE IT FROM ME!
NEW DEBATE
The worst kind of letter? Hmmmm... yes, what is everyone's worst kind of letter? Mine is definitely the 'please accept me' variety, because we don't care whether you enter our planet or not, as long as you're not trendy!
WLW — what's your worst letter?
Broken Bubbles
Dunno, but you're the best Bubbles...
YOU KNOW WHY! THE BEST Y'HEAR?
