The Mega-Zine Museum
September 10, 2000
MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's got to be Superman then. Nope... it's a kiosk. Sorry, my mistake. Easy mistake to make, Fumey.
PARSLEY POSSUM "Equality would bring untold wealth at the cost of only two words: rich and poor" — Brian Barry. "I find it astonishing that pop acts like Lolly sell records at all" — WLW.
CAKE FIEND I don't dislike trendies... I just can't help feeling inherently superior to them! And so you should. A superiority complex never did anyone any harm, I say!
PLUGHOLE FANTASY
You're not the only one who likes The Smiths. You're not exactly "individual" for liking their music. Nor does liking The Beatles, probably the most popular band ever, make you "different".
Slipknot are awful. There's nothing original about them. How can their fans claim to be "individual" when they all wear the same T-shirt?
And what's wrong with Depeche Mode? They're not that bad you know!
Karma Policewoman
A DM fan AND an Arsenal fan!
WANNA RUN AWAY WITH ME?
THREE LITTLE THINGS THAT MADE ME SMILE
- Hearing Personal Jesus on an ad for The Bill (quite bizarre).
- My best friend — using the name Puddleduck (don't ask) — requesting Shiny Happy People on the radio.
- Spotting Jamie Theakston at Sheffield train station in the company of three burly "gentlemen".
Actually, I laughed at the last one. A window into my sad little life.
Sweet Sister Of Night
I laughed at the last one too! Minders?
HE'S NOT EXACTLY BRLD PITT IS HE?
WLW
Hmmmm... well, I've been away for a while and don't really have that much to say. But for all the people out there who missed me (and I know there must be hoards of you), I have some immortal words of wisdom:
Be good.
If you can't be good, be careful.
Don't get caught.
If you are caught, make sure it's worth it!
Squirrel Queen
I'm always good, always careful...
I NEED TO GET OUT MORE, DON'T I?
MS JANE LANE
I have had similar experiences to what you described in your letter, but mine are worse 'cos I'm shy — to a point! People pick on me 'cos I'm short and have a small voice.
The thing that shocks them is that, once the bad words come out, they keep on flowing freely! I tried the word B*ckch*tter on them but, well, their brains were too small to comprehend!
Fairy Cake
Just want to say that we don't endorse
NAUGHTY WORDS HERE AT WLW TOWERS!
WLW
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll eat some donuts.
Big fat jammy ones, little flat stepped-on ones, ones that taste like cheese.
Suck the jam out, pick the sprinkles off, wipe the sugar from my chin.
When I'm depressed, I open my mouth, and shovel the donuts in!
Thank you for caring.
Cheesy Foetus
Yeah, but think how depressed you'll be
WHEN ALL YER TEETH FALL OUT
TO WHOEVER ASKED
Well, Sailor Moon is OK, but it's really intended for girls so I'm not much of a fan.
But my all-time favourite is Samurai Pizza Cats — an absolute classic. But I'm not picky and I'll watch most anime, no matter how badly animated it is!
Are there any other Alanis Morissette fans on the 'Zine? Jagged Little Pill is the greatest album ever!
The Evil Cheesemeister
It may be the greatest for now...
BUT THE BEST OF LOLLY IS A-COMIN'!
