The Mega-Zine Museum
September 8—9, 2000
PARSLEY POSSUM I sit on the moon and eat spinach. You are one strange little possum!
RESIDENT WEIRDO Why didn't you print my "Pilly Wenis" limerick? What's the matter — too spicy for ya? Do you really have to ask?
THE CLING FILM FROM OUTER SPACE Please explain to me the unsolved mystery of WLW. What DO the initials stand for? White Line Warrior... OK everyone? WHITE LINE WARRIOR! And if anyone dares to ask me what THAT means... I'll... I'll...
MORGO'S HAD HIS GO, NOW IT'S MY TURN
| Name: | Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex |
| Age: | 21 billion years old |
| Policies: | Banish useless 'Ziners to B**kch*t, ban any talk of Davord, hold a 'Zine festival every year, scare Plughole to death! |
| Vice President: | Misinterpreted Heart (my best friend!) |
| PR person: | The gorgeous Fairy Cake. |
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
A 'Zine festival, eh? Like it!
SHOULD WE ASK DAPHNE AND CELESTE?
THE GUIDE TO BEING A MANICS FAN
- You have to love Nicky, AKA God
- You have to wear eyeliner
- You have to be intellectual
- You need a good supply of glitter
- You have to wear white jeans and leopard print, or army gear
- You must fit into this stereotype or you'll confuse shallow-minded 'Ziners
Yes — this IS a sarcastic manifesto.
Miss Tristesse
PS: Society is NOT freedom!
Explain the glitter thing to me...
I'VE NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD THAT
HOWDY WLW AND THE 'ZINE CLAN
Just thought I'd drop you a line to see how you are, and to warn you about the sinister goings-on in TV land.
Everyone has been talking about Big Brother, which is supposed to be based on George Orwell's novel 1984. But has anyone else noticed the similarities between Big Brother and Teletubbies? It's a plot formulated by TV bosses to brainwash us!
Twisted Sparkly Ninja
Hmmmm interesting. The house does have
A TELETUBBY KINDA FEEL TO IT
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM
Zippy was always my favourite from Rainbow. In fact, when I was a cute little three-year-old, I got a rabbit and named it after him. George was quite cool too, but maybe I thought so because he was pink. I love pink.
Bungle was the only one I hated. Once, I remember, he made a paper hat. Zippy didn't approve so they sang a song to make everyone happy again.
Self-Obsession Honey
Aaaah the good old days. Scary TV shows
JUST AIN'T THE SAME THESE DAYS!
'ZINERS, I AM SOOOO RIGHT!
Martina Hingis is a goddess! She possesses an enchanting smile, the most beautiful eyes a girl can have, an amazing physique, a warm personality, sporting genius and intelligence.
She possesses a certain "spicy" touch that singles her out from all the rest and makes her uniquely beautiful.
She's the most perfect girl I know.
Martina Hingis Is A Goddess
The most perfect girl you know?
YOU HER DAD OR SOMETHING?
DEAR ALL
I'm not a trendy, or a goth, or a freak, so what am I?
I have been known to shop at Gap, but I also hate Steps to the point where I can no longer repress the urge to set my hair on fire and run screaming into traffic!
WLW — I also love cats, so my damn parents got a dog!
Witty Wiccan Girl
Life's just so unfair. First Steps
AND NOW A DOG! WHAT NEXT? RAIN?
