The Mega-Zine Museum
September 7, 2000
EGG-SHAPED IAN If we could get Chad from Mansun and harness the power in his hair, there would no longer be any need for fossil fuels! Yeah, just the problem of hairballs in yer toaster!
BIG BUD Life is like a leather chair — it's a bit of a cow. Cheer up you moooooody so-and-so. (Geddit? cow... moooooody? Oh, please yourselves.)
POLYTHENE How do you fit 1,000 trendies into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it! Nice, like it! I was gonna say you tell 'em Scooch are playing inside!
'ZINERS
Venus In Combats, my friends, where have you gone? I sit waiting for your brill... oh, stop the rot. That's just my goody-goody side talking.
What I really mean is that if you do not write soon, I will be forced, as my job with Her Majesty's Secret Service requires, to reveal who you are, where you live, blah blah blah.
Bondgirl 007
PS: Anyone else feel strangely drawn to Colonel O'Neill of Stargate SG-1?
Your mission this week would seem to be
SWITCHING CHANNELS DURING STARGATE!
'ZINERS
How arrogant can you people be? Why do you think you're so superior to trendies? Skiprope are just as trendy as Westlifeless.
I ASHOOME you get called "freaks" and "moshers", yeah? Don't you realise that, by calling them "trendies" you sink to their sad level?
I'm proof that "us" and "trendies" can get along, 'cos my best mate is one.
So, ner!
Eve L Spirit
PS: Marry me, Cheeky Lord Chuzzle!
Perhaps the freakiest thing gbout this
IS WANTING TO MARRY CHUZZLE!
QUEENIE FOX
Placebo are simply appalling. Anyone who thinks differently deserves a lobotomy.
You would think that they could pull off their "unique" brand of inept, simpleton rock live, but seeing them is about as entertaining as watching puppies drown.
In the words of Phil Anselmo of Pantera: "You look just like a star, it's proof you don't know who you are."
Doctor Death
Stick to medicine Doc...
YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT MATE
RE: THE PLUGHOLE SAYS
I got over the B**kch*t scandal, then you go and insult Depeche Mode! Claim ignorance/a joke, but why?
As my gran says, "If you can't say something nice, shut up." You don't have to like DM, but have a little respect.
Sorry for being so serious, WLW!
Sweet Sister Of Night
PS: I thought The Beatles were a trendy band?
Don't apologise. I've already had words
WITH THE PLUGHOLE ON THIS SUBJECT
WLW
You have failed me, continuing to print the same rubbish day after day. Why? These people who find it amusing to diss trendies are pretty much trendies by definition.
You class a trendy as one who falls for advertising rubbish and annoying fads, but 'Ziners all do this by falling into other 'Ziners' traps to diss trendies. Am I right or am I right?
Sadistically Evil and Notorious
PS: The Manics suck... big style!
Aaaaah, dissing MSP right at the end,
YOU JUST FELL INTO A TRAP YERSELF!
FIRST MEGAZINE NOVEL:
Dear 'Ziners, WLW, vagabonds and rogues. It is my intention to write the first-ever 'Zine novel, in weekly instalments on these hallowed pages.
At approx. 60 words per page, the final chapter should be due to commence in around the year 2179.
So stay healthy, eat good food, exercise regularly and generally try not to die until then or you'll never know what happens and that would be a bummer. Tune in next week!
PC-Stu
Great idea! Do I have a lurve interest?
IS DAVORD IN IT? I'M JOLLY EXCITED!
