The Mega-Zine Museum
September 3, 2000
WINALOT I have two confessions to make. The first is — I dress like a trendy. The second — I'm in love with Pedigree's Chum! For shame, for shame.
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE I've been reading Backchat (so sue me!). I've seen three letters mention the band Pilchard. The 'Zine is taking over Backchat! And not before time, I say.
BROKEN BUBBLES Pass me the keys to the street. You had them last. I've told you to leave them in the ashtray by the front door. Do you listen to me? Noooo!
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS....
There is no particular meaning. That's the whole point. Life is the opportunity to express yourself and enjoy things that make you happy.
There are no standards you must meet, or achievements you must achieve. All ideals are only in our minds.
Weird Wise Welsh Witch
So now we know!
WE ARE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL, WISE ONE
WLW
A few traffic cones and I run a mental cheese asylum. If you know of any mad blocks of cheese, please let us know.
Help us to save the planet by capturing suspicious blocks of cheese that look like they are going to explode. If they do, the world will turn yellow and smell.
You have been warned!
Davord's Traffic Cone
Someone needs to be locked up...
I'M NOT SURE IT'S THE CHEESE!
THINGS MANICS FANS SAY... AND WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
'The Holy Bible is the Manic's least accessible album'.
Translation: I don't enjoy listening to it.
'I wear glitter and eyeliner because I want to be an individual'.
Translation: 'If I wear this, I'll be accepted into the Manic's club and I'll belong'.
'Nicky Wire is a God'.
Translation: I fancy him.
'Society is freedom!'
Translation: Don't know what it means but if I say it enough, I'm an intellectual'.
Indefensible Captain Margaret
Well I'm not a huge fan, as y'all know,
BUT THIS IS TELLING IT LIKE IT IS!
ABOUT ALL THIS QUOTING LARK
You don't show your intelligence by quoting other people, you show it by being able to get along with people who have different opinions (thanks Woody!)
But it doesn't mean that it's wrong. So can we pleeeeeaaaaase stop moaning at each other for doing it? We want the 'Zine to be united, together we are strong! We've seen the future... and it's freak-shaped!
FLicKeR and MotaGrrl
'My eyes are full but my face is empty'
MY THANKS TO KATE BUSH, LIONHEART
WLW
You know, when I was young, I too would think that I was completely different to everyone else. Sometimes that got me down but sometimes I would thrive on the fact that nobody else knew what I was thinking. My point?
We need isolation to grow personally and we need companionship to grow socially. The result? A well developed human being possessing joy, sorrow, greed, luck, generosity, hate and love.
Three Potato Four
I kept thinking there was a gag coming,
JUST NOT USED TO SENSIBLE LETTERS!
