The Mega-Zine Museum
September 1—2, 2000
FLicKeR Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! I like cats! Ah, a girl who knows how to get around her WLW!
DARK LORD MANTYS OK — my last e-mail was too long, so here's a nice ickle short one to stick on the first page. If you don't, I'll tell the world about Davord's toothpaste incident! Tell me! He's never mentioned it to me before!
WiTcH PuNk I'm cool about Plughole Fantasy being a Backchatter. After all, we all hate people who judge, don't we? We do, but I mean... Backchat... come on!
DOCTOR DEATH HAS HAD HIS GO, NOW IT'S MY TURN
| Name: | Morgo, The Evil Fumigator |
| Age: | Not to be revealed on Teletext! |
| Policies: | Burn vegetarians, filter out the muck on the 'Zine, stamp out those that don't find Father Ted the funniest thing ever to grace our TV sets. |
| Vice president: | The increasingly hilarious She Who Lost The Plot |
Morgo, The Evil Fumigator
She is funny isn't she?
COMPLETELY BARKING, BUT FUNNY
WLW
There is no such thing as a normal person; normality is not a description of the masses, it is idealism. It is only what the masses want it to be.
Revel in your weirdness, do not conform under any circumstances or you will be sucked into the shallow majority.
Sweet Poison
I revel in my weirdness...
I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF SHELLSUITS
WLW
I see a pattern emerging. New 'Ziners who don't get their letters printed simply have to whinge about not being acknowledged, maybe offer a bribe, and the world suffers another page of drivel.
But then, this is my first letter. People may tar me with the same brush.
Sheep In Wolf's Clothing
They may well do....
AND THE CHOCCIE BAR HELPED — THANKS
WLW
What is self esteem and how do you get some? I've been told I need to get some, but they don't stock it at Tesco's. I'd go and look for some in the Oxfam shop but you never know who died in it.
And, if I have NO self esteem, how can I be a victim of LOW self esteem?
But if it attacks me again, I'm gonna get a wanted poster with its name on it!
Furry Muppet
Tesco's is hopeless. Go to Safeway...
YOU'LL FIND IT BEHIND THE CHUTNEY
WLW AND CHEEKY LORD CHUZZLE
You've done it again Chuzzle. First of all you said that rugby players are trendies, I'm not. Now you slag off Manics and Slipknot who are my favourite groups.
If you start slagging off mosh pits, or anything like that, I'm going to come and wipe that cheeky smile off your face, is that clear?
DrLozBaker 'King of Mosh'
ps: If this isn't printed, Plughole Fantasy's rubber duck gets it, OK?
Your duckie is safe Plughole.
YOU OWE ME ONE!
DEAR AUNTIE(?) WLW
I'm not going to use this letter to complain about you not printing my messages. I'll complain next time! I'm writing because I need the help of 'Ziners.
Last week, I decided to watch Digimon for a laugh but, to my distress, I fell hopelessly in love with Matt.
Now, love between a human and a tree is forbidden in this country but Matt is paper, so we are allowed to be together.
How do I tell him this?
Plastic Bag Tree
Don't forget — at the end of the show,
A HELPLINE NUMBER WILL BE SHOWN
