The Mega-Zine Museum
August 30, 2000
EGG-SHAPED IAN I need a girlfriend. Anyone got one I could borrow for a while? Get round here to WLW Towers. Cilla Black has nothing on me!
EAU ROUGE WLW, I've made a discovery about Scooch! They've given up! Now their index card at shops has been reversed to be used for Sixpence None the Richer. Break out the Champagne! 'Tis indeed a glorious, glorious day!
RED Processed cheese is the most amazing thing ever invented! Nah. My vote goes to cling film. Invaluable!
WLW AND 'ZINERS
It seems to me 'Zine, although having 7 pages is cool, is just filled with pretty much the same trendy bashing day after day.
What is the main point in all this anyway? Most of you who diss trendies wouldn't dare face up to one in real life, so give it a rest!
Sadistically Evil and Notorious
We're all trendies in our own way.
SAME IDEALS, DIFFERENT BANDS REALLY
HEY!
You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you stare death in the face.
And...what should happen will happen, or it won't happen at all.
Rules of life they!
Bondgirl
PS: Oasis isn't trendy down 'ere (Cornwall) Pantz Dance and Rap is!
Pantz Dance? Sounds like some sort of
SADDO SURFER BOY GARAGE OUTFIT!
MY LORD, DAVORD,
A revolution is afoot. Your slaves are planning to start an armed uprising against you.
They claim to have had enough of your oppression. I know this because The Demented and Apocalyptic Hedgehogs told me during their warelings.
If it is your wish, I will become your Dark Knight and smite these worthless traitors in the name of Davord, Lord of Tharg, Eternal Ruler of the Universe.
Demon Anton
Davord would like you to know that your
LOYALTY WILL BE REWARDED IN HELL!
'ZINE,
I keep my scars from prying eyes, incapable of ever knowing why.
Somebody breathe, I've got to have an answer.
Why am I so fascinated by bigger pictures, better things?
But I don't care what you think, you'll never understand me.
What the hell did I do to deserve all this?
Outlaw
Dunno.
BEEN NICKING FROM SAFEWAY'S AGAIN?
TRENDY GOTHS,
Why dont all you goths and moshers wake up and realise that u are all trendies at heart? Why else would u bother what you look like, worrying over whether u look like a trendy. Your vanity shines through you like a torch.
All you care about is having the latest Slipknot jacket. It's even becoming trendy to be a mosher! Then where will u all be?
Bimbo Bee
Back to square one I guess,
WATCHING TOTP AND BUYING KYLIE CDs
MY DEAREST FELLOW 'ZINERS
Why must you squabble and bicker all the time over who is better between trendies and freaks? I and a friend of mine have taken my brother in and worked on him and turned him from a trendy into... well, a trendy who doesn't like dance or pop.
From Fatboy Slim to Korn in one easy step. Maybe if we could all do the same for other deprived individuals, then the world would be a better place.
Dr Kickass (PhD)
Fatboy Slim to Korn? Whatever next?
STEPS TO SLIPKNOT? NAH, CAN'T SEE IT
