The Mega-Zine Museum
August 28, 2000
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT The humble cabbage is a very powerful thing and should not be dismissed so easily. Yeah, and parsnips too... they rock!
PEDIGREE'S CHUM This week, WLW, I nominate Plughole Fantasy for eviction from the 'Zine because he's too self-obsessed and he smells of cheese. Leave the poor Backchatter alone, y'hear?
SNAZ — THE FRESH FIGHTER 3 dimensions are not enough. I want time! Who's with me? I would be if I had any idea what you were going on about.
A POEM OF A DAY IN THE LIFE OF DAVORD, LORD OF THARG
Once upon a time
Davord was bored
So the head of a Backchatter
He cut off with a sword
After he finished eating a leg he said
'That would have tasted better with bread'
But then again, never mind
Because another Backchatter he'll find!
Plato's Illegal Tobacco
His Grumpiness is most amused... I think
IT'S SO HARD TO TELL
SILVA DRAGON
It appears that it's not what you wear, but what music you like that defines whether you're a rocker, trendy etc.
I think that's rubbish too. I love the Ramones, New York Dolls, Sex Pistols, Shampoo, Jeff Buckley, Manics, Daphne and Celeste, NIN, Joy Division, Bowie, Public Enemy, Slits, Hole, Orbital and, yes, Steps!
It's the music, not the image of the band, that matters.
Scary Monster
Wow — parties at your house
MUST BE INTERESTING!
WLW AND 'ZINERS
I have a marvellously witty and amusing story to tell you all — just like many of the so, so funny imaginative yarns many 'Ziners spin on a regular basis.
One day I met an alien and I went into its spaceship and we flew around the earth. Then we landed on the moon and we had alien sandwiches. Then I was dropped safely back to earth.
Hilarious, isn't it?
Karma Policewoman
Well it works for me!
SOOOOOOOOOOO AMUSING!
OI!
People have to argue about James Dean Bradfield and Kelly Jones because some people seem to have misplaced their brain and can't seem to see that Kelly Jones is ace and the Manics are just trailing behind in the Stereophonics' dust...
As for Travis, I can't see the attraction myself.
Local Girl In The Photograph
You'll get no argument from me!
MY VIEWS ON MSP ARE LEGENDARY!
HEY 'ZINERS
It's summer and I'm bored. For the past month I've been endlessly listening to Hole and enjoyed eating many strange things!
Has anyone else noticed that Winter Fresh Extra tastes like a mixture of pink rock and candyfloss? What a combo!
Well, those are my words of wisdom.
LoLa
And wise words they are too.
I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING
HEY 'ZINEYS (AND WLW I S'POSE)
I decided today that, as I've been reading these pages for ages, I should really write something. Then I realised that I don't have anything interesting to write about, so I looked in the dictionary to find some interesting words.
I found the word 'snuggery' which is a cosy or comfortable place or room.
So I've decided that I'd like the 'Zine to be my snuggery.
Angelic Devil
Nothing interesting to write about?
NEVER STOPPED ANYONE BEFORE!
