The Mega-Zine Museum
August 27, 2000
MISS TRISTESSE Hey Ian (of the egg-shaped kind). Catdog's most scary feature has got to be the theme tune. Kills me every time. Me too... evil!
THE '80s THROWBACK Thought for the day: Even if it were a cage of gold, it would still be a cage. Very wise words indeed. And the budgie would still be fed up.
INSANE GLITTER FREAK There's £1m and an apple pie for anyone who can persuade Grant Nicholas from Feeder to marry me! More chance of Grant Mitchell I reckon!
THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S LIPS IS:
If the 'Zine was Big Brother, who would be voted out this Friday?
It has to be Plughole Fantasy. He's a devious, pro-trendy, unoriginal, arrogant, two-faced (witness his Backchat antics), lying, sycophantic failure of a 'Ziner.
Vote for the pathetic Plughole!
Eau Rouge
That's a bit harsh Ms Rouge...
I CAN THINK OF ONE OR TWO OTHERS
DEAR MR 'INSERT SOME STUPID PSEUDONYM'
It's really browning you off isn't it? All these non-trendy types enjoying themselves.
So what if we're not part of the "in crowd"? You can keep it. Be gone oh bitter and twisted one. Go spin some phat beats or whatever it is you sheeplike, dead-eyed fools do.
Red Knight
Phat Beats. That would be a great name
FOR A 'ZINER. PHAT BEATS. COOL!
'ZINERS AND WLW
I'm becoming increasingly concerned about my brother. For the past few years, before dawn, inhuman species can be seen entering his room. Could he be holding secret meetings?
I've seen three black horses, a man with red eyes modelling a spear, fairies and Cupid, amongst others.
What are these people? Help me!
Mrs Incoherent
Sounds like a Scooch fan club meeting.
BE AFRAID... BE VERY AFRAID!
HI EVERYONE AND WLW
WLW — wot is your e-mail address? I don't like writing letters 'cos I have to pay 26p for a measly little stamp.
Anyways, I'm collecting my scabs 'cos it's so much fun and it gives me a buzz.
I don't read Backchat. As far as I'm concerned, I've never heard of it.
Cycopath
I'm gonna regret this but here goes...
club140@teletext.co.uk
RIOT GRRL
Why r ur letters nearly always trendy related? Can't u think of nothing else 2 talk about? I mean, it's getting kinda boring and repetitive now, don't u think?
I know I'm being bitchy but someone had 2 say it. After all, variety is the spice of life!
That's all. Rock on peeps!
Vindictive Sky Chickadee
A lot of letters are trendy related...
I GET STICK BUT THAT'S WHAT U SEND
AURA EM
At last! We have found friends in this grey world! Sailor Moon rules! It's the best cartoon on TV and we love it!
By the way, who is your favourite Sailor Scout? Jupiter? Mars? We want to know (this coming from a Venus fan and a Mercury fan).
Mr Whippy and sister, Lady Calippo
I have never seen Sailor Moon
BUT I DO FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OUT
