The Mega-Zine Museum
August 25—26, 2000
PEPSIPARANOIA My last girlfriend was very immature. I would be in the bath and she would burst into the bathroom and sink my boats! Birds eh?
ANGEL OF HARLEM Alright, alright, who nicked my halo? I want answers! It was that guy over there. The one with the wings and the angelic look on his gob.
TRENDY CHICK 007 How come my messages never get screened? It's because I'm a Trendy INNIT? Well, that and the fact that you have Boyzone wallpaper. That's a BIG no no!
CHEF WARS
Gary Rhodes started to get too popular. Delia Smith did not like that so she said "You have angered me Rhodes, so now you will feel my wrath!"
Then Delia did smite down Gary and he was no more. She stood upon his smouldering carcass and announced to the world "I am the Lord and you shall all bow down to me!".
That's what happens if you give TV chefs too much publicity. Let this be a warning!
She Who Lost The Plot
That Delia... she's a tad
PATRONISING FOR MY LIKING
DRIPPING STUPIDLY
I'm another ancient Ziner who remembers the much-debated yellow blob in the corner. I remember those who ruled the 'Zine long before The Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo showed up (Lentils Taste Naff et al).
I remember the days when we had six pages and the conversation was better too! Someday we'll restore 'Zine to it's former glory.
Right now, I'm off to knit in my rocking chair.
Miss MacPhisto (Troubled Penguin)
Much-debated yellow blob?
A LITTLE RESPECT FOR HIS LORDSHIP!
'ZINE,
I have no idea where the stereotype of townies listening to Steps and garage choons comes from. In Coventry, the townies all revere Oasis, The Stereophonics and Travis.
What I find more amusing, however, is that these townies actually believe Oasis etc, posess musical talent! And as for the MOR Street Preachers...
Cake Fiend
Ooooh, more Preachers stuff...
DON'T GET ME STARTED
DEAREST 'ZINERS,
I do believe that nothing is sacred. Daphne & Celeste covering Alice Cooper, A1 covering A-ha, Lolly covering Cyndi Lauper!
Whatever next? B*witched covering The Supremes? Adam Rickitt covering Bob Dylan? N-Sync covering The Cure? I hope not for the sake of music.
Also, does anyone believe that Brian Molko is the secret love child of Marc Bolan?
The Beltane Walker
Yes... I do! Uncanny likeness.
STEPS COVERING SEPULTURA? A THOUGHT
THE BEARS,
We must save the bears! Without bears we wouldn't have Paddington Bear or Rupert Bear or The Wombles which, if you think about it, are just an odd bear deformity. Nor would we have 'Grizzly' (a bad early 80s film, basically Jaws with a bear).
Most importantly, we wouldn't have SUPERTED, who is real and was born in Wales.
Yes, save the bears!
Three Potato Four
And foxes! Save Basil Brush and...
ER... WELL BASIL BRUSH REALLY
DAVORD, LORD OF THARG
Now there's a blast from the past. We shared a room when we attended the College of Evil long before the dawn of time. I never thought you'd be reduced to commanding a Teletext page after all that training in the art of evil.
So, force WLW to print this letter at mushroompoint or I'll tell all your followers what you did on the night of your graduation Davord! That was a perfectly good tube of toothpaste!
Dark Lord Mantys
I've had words with His Evilness.
HE INSISTED I PRINT YOUR LETTER!
