The Mega-Zine Museum
August 17, 2000
QUEEN OF ELMAAARRR The green ruby from the hellmouth holds the key, find it and you shall... oh, we did that one last week... oh, hee, hee, hee. Sit down queenie. Take deep breaths, love.
LADY OF THE DEAD Hello WLW, I'm going to eat you with chocolate sprinkles on top. Chocolate? Cool! Eat away!
PARSLEY POSSUM Davord collects model trains. Ask him, it's true! As if! The boy Davord eats entire planets for brekkie! Collects model trains indeed!
'ZINERS
I have come to the conclusion that I may be too intolerant of airheads who believe that Steps, Lolly, etc are quality 'entertainers' and that tottering about on platforms while drinking cheap cider is a good idea.
Even if it's quite clear that these people are suffering from low IQs which (for some unknown reason) they feel compelled to inflict on the rest of us.
Apotheosic Chimerical Nemesis
I think you're being more then generous
BY ASSUMING THEY HAVE IQs!
IT IS I, THE GREAT LORDYLORDY!
I have discovered that the trendies are trying to hijack our beloved rock T-shirts and make them fashionable!
It all started with white Motorhead (white?!?!?), and just last week I saw a green Nirvana T-shirt with pink trimmings and a cut to it that's current teenybopper fashion, or seems to be from my observations of my sister. How can we stop this terror?
LordyLordy
Buy a Steps T-shirt, dye it black, then
DRAW A SKULL ON LEE'S SHOULDERS!
MY DEAREST BALLYCLARE
I must inform you that the origins of your personage have led me to form a feeling in my cerebral neurones... I cannot pinpoint the exact name of this strange tingling feeling in my grey matter, but it is intense.
qWeEnE cULtCHiE
ps: Plughole... get away from 'Zine, you unwanted vegetable clown.
So this strange tingling feeling...
IT'S NOT A CHOCCIE OVERDOSE IS IT?
'ZINE,
I love listening to beautiful music (for those who are unaware, that is Radiohead, Manics, Mercury Rev), but I especially love the pretty colours they generate inside my head.
Sparkling crystals of colour, swirling beads of light, dancing their jittery dances. Technicolour lines bob up and down sprinkling my listening experience with glitter.
Listening to music, for me, is a sparkling dream.
Karma Policewoman
Good job yer an Arsenal fan Karma —
MANICS? BEAUTIFUL? PLEEEEEEEEEASE!
I CAN PROVE GOD DOESN'T EXIST
Assume God is infinite:
5 divided by 0 = infinity. Rearrange it to become 0 = infinity divided by 5.
But, infinity divided by 5 = infinite. So, infinity = 0.
Can anyone spot the deliberate mistake?
Cake Fiend
Sorry... lost me after
ASSUME GOD IS INFINITE
WLW AND FELLOW 'ZINERS
I've sent four or five e-mails to you and not one has been shown! I demand an explanation.
I have been referred here by a friend of mine, Psychedelic Gloom, and he said I'd get listened to and understood. Well WLW honey, how can I be if you don't print my e-mails?
I've even considered B*kc**t in a hope that they'd listen to me, but I don't want to be a traitor.
Don't fail me again please WLW, you're my last hope!
Terrible Beauty
Just where exactly did he tell you
TO SEND THESE E-MAILS?
