The Mega-Zine Museum
August 16, 2000
SPACE GIRL What do the letters WLW stand for? They're the last three letters on my car number plate! Wicked, Lovable and Wild! Sort of.
ME, A NAME I CALL MYSELF Every time a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' a little fairy falls down dead. Cool!
REM ELECTROLITE Jacobean Skate Punk, thy name is Oliver and thou art a Backchatter. Thus, I have spoken. "Your eyes are burning holes in me... but I'm not scared. I'm outta here." Oliver? OLIVER? No way!
WLW,
It's comforting to know that some other 'Ziner shares my passion for Sailor Moon. I recommend this cartoon to anyone; it keeps me smiling silly all the way through.
Thing is, all these episodes of Sailor Moon have turned me into a sad git. Fallen head over heels for Tuxedo Mask.
Well at least I'm not the only sad one, I know for a fact that Trendy Chick 007 digs everything in Digimon.
Aura eM
Gotta catch'em all...
THAT'S WHAT I SAY
SOME ADVICE,
Although at first this may seem deeply blasphemous and against everything you have been brought up to believe, you should... read Backchat!
Before you burn me at the stake, the reason for doing so is this: reading Backchat, full of people who allow trivial matters to take on great importance in their shallow and superficial lives, makes you feel like a much better person.
Great therapy!
The Official Black Mage
I did... and I do!
NOW I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD!
TO THE DARK FORCES OF 'ZINE
I heard something terrible in Clintons today — something chilling, something that will soon take over the world if we do not stop it!
It was the sacrilegious sound of the Manics — giver of life, patron saints of all things Welsh — being played on the mandolin!
If we tolerate this, then accordians will be next... ughughugh!
Long Live King Sean Moore!
Manics on the mandolin?
NO... I CAN'T... I MUST RESIST!
HI WLW (WHITE LINE WARRIOR),
How do you know why snow is white?
Why is the sky blue?
Where have all the great 'Ziners gone?
What happened to Wild Bill Hiccup?
Why are donuts so tasty?
Why does my dad sometimes dance to Steps?
Am I too old to keep writing to 'Zine?
Lu-la
So many questions... so little time!
BUT YER NEVER TOO OLD FOR 'ZINE!
HEY Y'ALL,
I have a point to make! I believe that there are three WLWs:
WLW 1: Nice, quite sweet, male, likes Steps, stands up for people's rights.
WLW 2: A bit nasty sometimes, picks favourites, likes shock factor, male.
WLW 3: Is female, likes everybody, is weird herself and believes in fair chances.
My favourite is WLW 3, she's nice.
Fairy Cake
I am none of these...
I AM ALL OF THESE! (DEEP, HUH?)
CONGRATULATIONS,
On August 14 2000, 'Zine had seven pages. The revolution has begun!
Let's see how many of us printed on the eventful day are still around next year.
Miss Tristesse
ps: WLW — how did you do it? And on the same day Mansun's album was released! Woohoo!
'Cos I'm just a special llama! Oh, and
THE MANSUN THING? JUST COINCIDENCE!