The Mega-Zine Museum
August 11—12, 2000
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Bob The Fish — are you a pilchard? No... are you?
THE '80s THROWBACK Remember — WLW ain't just for Christmas, he's for life! You better believe it... you're stuck with me until you all get jobs!
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME Ever noticed how, in personal ads, people always say 'looks unimportant' and all that stuff, then ask for a photo! Why? If looks don't matter, then why? The world is full of liars and hypocrites. It most certainly is. Stinks dunnit?
FELLOW 'ZINERS
The people who wrote nursery rhymes were sick. Jack and Jill are probably the best example of this. Two kids, helping out by fetching a bucket of water, when one of them falls down and does his head in! What kind of sadistic moral is this to teach kids?
Don't even get me started on suicidal eggs!
Secluded Rainbow
And Miss Muffet's arachnophobia?
NO ONE CONSIDERED THAT, DID THEY?
PLUGHOLE FANTASY AND 'ZINERS
People on this planet exist on two levels. One is the level of satisfaction and comfort. The other is a level of envy and desire.
This theory proves why Plughole wrote to B**kch*t. He was envious of their intellect and integrity. In other words, Plughole, you are a sad trendy!
Fruit Cake
Ooooh Plughole mate...
THAT TOLD YOU, DIDN'T IT!
OQUADO, THE BEAST OF AWKWARD
I saw you, threatening Davord. Whilst aware that he is perfectly capable of looking after himself against you and your pathetic minions, my mighty legions and I have taken it upon ourselves to be his personal bodyguards.
You don't think the mightiest ruler in the history of the universe has time to waste on you, do you?
Worm Xing
Indeed! His Evilness was bemused by
OQUADO'S SAD THREATS. BEAST INDEED!
THE PLUGHOLE SAYS...
Am I the only 'Ziner who doesn't like trendy bands such as MSP and Slipknot? Gimme The Cure, Kinks, Beatles or The Smiths any day!
And WLW, I know everyone is entitled to their own tastes, but Depeche Mode?
Plughole Fantasy
You need to grab a copy of Ultra,
SIT DOWN AND LISTEN, MY FRIEND
