The Mega-Zine Museum

August 4—5, 2000

THREE POTATO FOUR Which came first, the toaster or the toast? Er.... the egg.

QOUENI CULTCHUE WLW... Is it just me or are you ignoring my e-mail telling everyone about the dastardly Plughole's betrayal of 'Zine and all that is abnormal? Not ignoring you — honest. I just had MILLIONS of similar e-mails!

QUEEN OF ELMAAAARRR I know what the PC from PC-Stu stands for: Pilchard Consuming! Oh my God! Kill him! Kill him now! I've met him you know. Very fishy character — ha ha ha ha ha...

WLW

Don't read this e-mail. Don't show it to the rest of the nation because of it's ingeniousness and the ability it holds for you to write a witty response.

Don't give it it's own page and don't give me the attention I am seeking.

Furry Muppet
ps: did the reverse psychology work?

Reverse psychology? Whassat then?

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

HEY WLW AND ZINERS!

Maths is a very important subject you know. It has taught me that there are 119750400 different ways of arranging my 'Zine name. Now, can anyone tell me where that will get me in life?

I also want to thank you all. I used to read Backchat daily because I didn't understand the 'Zine. Then one day, I suddenly realised how much better the 'Zine is! Backchat has gone for good.

Musekin Cloud

The 'Zine is easy to understand...

IT'S BACKCHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH

WLW

You know, I bet if you were a cowboy, and you were dragging the bad guy behind your horse, I bet it would make you really mad if you looked around and he was reading a magazine.

Don't you think!

Strawberry Shortcake

Oooh I'd be very cross.

I'D SHOOT HIM FOR BEING SO CHEEKY

AHOY THERE!

I have developed an ingenious method of teaching townies algebra! For example:

Kevin can drink a can of Carling and phone Sharon on his mobile in 13 minutes. The next day he drinks two cans of Carling in 16 minutes.

Solve this simultaneous equation!

Doctor Death

But if K+S are having a row (10 mins),

HOW MUCH OF A CAN DOES HE DRINK?

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