The Mega-Zine Museum
August 1, 2000
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE I tried calling the local pest control to get rid of the trendies. They hung up on me — strange that eh? Very. Tell them you've been inundated with vicious little weevils — that should do it.
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM The plughole says... gurgle gurgle gurgle. Oh dear — I feel a 'Zine war a comin'!
RESIDENT WEIRDO Did you know that an anagram of Egg Shaped Ian is Haggis and Pee? It is? Let's see... it is!
PARANOID CLOSET HEROINE
I know what you mean about guys that work in music shops. It's the same where I live. I'm also a guitarist, fed up with the way guys are treating me.
When I go to buy something, they look at me as if to say "you don't know what to do with that".
We're not stupid, you horrible little music shop guys. Maybe we should get together and plan our revenge.
What do you think?
Local Girl In The Photograph
And do what?
PLECTRUM THEM TO DEATH?
TO 'ZINERS AND WLW
I have lost my little kitten, has anyone seen it?
She has one eye in the middle of her head, green fur, wings and three-inch-long teeth.
Her name is Fluffles and she comes when you call her name.
Please tell me if she is found.
Sparkle
Much as I love cats — if I see her,
I'M CROSSING THE ROAD! QUICKLY!
A CONFESSION
I often read Backchat. Now wait — before you start blasting me, hear me out.
It's actually fun to mercilessly ridicule Backchatters for their dumb comments like "Steps are the best band in the world".
When I'm down, I read Backchat and think "Well, I'm glad I'm not one of those people". Cheers me right up.
Mystical Starfish
Well, I'm not sure I approve
BUT I DO SEE YOUR POINT
UNSURE
In a world where hate is evolving
And love is increasingly misused
I wonder what is happening
I cannot find the truth
Everything collapses around me
Nothing is making sense
I don't know where I'm headed
I cannot comprehend
The Vindictive Fairy Princess
Don't worry, I haven't understood
ANYTHING SINCE 1993!
