The Mega-Zine Museum

July 31, 2000

BURNING VULPES PANTHERA Did you know... most tropical marine fish could survive in a tank filled with human blood? Don't ask me how I know that. Yeah — like I was gonna ask?

FURRY MUPPET My friends are nasty to me, so can I really call them friends? Let's see... that would be no.

SOUL SEARCHER Plughole Fantasy — I saw your letter on Backchat... I LOVE YOU! You know, I am getting increasingly concerned about the number of 'Ziners who SAW this letter!

TO WLW AND MY FELLOW 'ZINERS

I know this is unlikely to be printed as I know it will be hard for you to accept me as a TRUE 'Ziner.

Yes, I might wear some clothes which you class as trendy but I have a firm belief that the evils of S Club 7 and Steps must be stopped, even though the blonde one off S Club 7 is a fine specimen of a female.

Sadistically Evil and Notorious

Uh? I thought the blonde one was a guy?

OH THAT BLONDE ONE... RIGHT, SORRY!

THE 'ZINE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS!

Keep it real, vote Doctor Death

Sensible policies for a better Britain,

BUT PROSECUTE PLACEBO? A TAD HARSH

'ZINERS,

You know, the world is a lot like a large football, only it has an atmosphere and seas and continents and plants and animals and it's green and blue rather than black and white.

Come to think of it, the world is nothing like a football at all, so don't let anyone try to tell you any different. Beware of similes and metaphors, they are often lies.

She Who Lost The Plot

OK — breathe into this paper bag...

THAT'S IT, NICE AND SLOW, 1... 2... 3...

TO THE FURRY MUPPET

Don't be paranoid, not everybody stares at you because they're laughing.

If I saw you, I'd probably only stare because I thought you were FINE! You have a dog collar, I have a dog bracelet.

WLW — stop dissing the Manics! And Cheesy Foetus — I'd love to come to your party. Shall I bring a bottle?

Li'l Glitter QT

Diss the Manics? Moi?

AS IF!

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