The Mega-Zine Museum
July 30, 2000
FURRY MUPPET When you look at the sea on a clear blue day... how do you tell where one ends and the other begins? Oh dear, not making sense again? No.
MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR Bob The Fish is back! Welcome back, Bob! Bob The Fish is back! OH MY GOD! You're back! BOB THE FISH HAS RETURNED! Yes! Bob! Bob! And the rest of tonight's news....
CAT 5187 Come, your destiny awaits you! And what is my destiny? I'll never play for Arsenal, I'll never fall in love and I can't play the banjo!
HELLO,
Little red monkey, funny monkey, little red monkey acting so... la la la.
Little red monkey, funny monkey, la la la la... little red monkey, cute as can be.
Phew! Almost lost it for a second!
A Million Dollars, In a Nutshell
Almost?
I'D SAY BIG TIME!
ZINERS,
Ziners, it's time to put a stop to the madness! Why do people insist on this battle between James Dean Bradfield or whoever and Kelly Jones? Fran Healy is clearly the greatest. So we'll have no more of that Welsh nonsense.
And while I'm here... Murray, I worship you and your power. And where can I find B**kch*t? I need to see just HOW bad it is.
That is all. Take care.
Newt
Oh nice... a right old hornets nest
WE'VE STIRRED UP THERE, THANKS!
WLW,
I'm sure lots of Ziners can boast many things, but how many can say that they had a THUMB WAR with Joey from Slipknot? Well, I can. It wasn't easy, as his rule was 'the only rule is that there are no rules', but I won.
Oh, also, see how many deep and meaningful quotes you can get out of Limp Bizkit's 'Take A look Around'. So far I've found about four good ones.
Peace, Love, Empathy.
The Girl That Malice Created
I've listened to it again and again and
I'VE FOUND... WELL... NONE ACTUALLY
'ZINE,
Surely Mega is one of the words of yesterday? Who says it in normal, everyday conversation, after all? Isn't it categorised among words such as 'fab' or 'rad'?
On the other hand... 'cool' and 'funky', they're never gonna go out of fashion.
Squirrel Queen
Cool-zine? Funky-zine? Nah....
FAR TOO RAD. MEGA-ZINE IT IS!
