The Mega-Zine Museum
July 28—29, 2000
PEDIGREE'S CHUM I have a six-pack of whip for any Backchatter and I ain't afraid to unleash it. So be told.
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Tonight Matthew, I'm going to eat... sorry BE Bryan from Westlife. Is he the one with all the teeth? No wait, that's Mark I think. Blimey, I need therapy fast.
NEGATIVE CREEP When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed. Well, I for one feel a whole lot better now. Cheers, thanks.
WLW
I used to look up to you. I thought you were in control of the 'Zine but then you stated that it wasn't your fault that you couldn't print everyone's letters because "they only give me five pages".
Who are they? You shouldn't just sit around your office doing nothing, you should fight for rulership of the 'Zine.
Now that I've got you motivated, just remember — no violence, it's bad!
Puzzle Piece
Well, it's Davord. I type 10 pages,
HE EATS 5! THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
THE PLUGHOLE SAYS:
In response to WLW's question, there are three 'Ziners who actually know me — Broken Bubbles (my brother), Cheeky Lord Chuzzle and Lud The Wig.
I hope they wouldn't describe the People's 'Ziner as attractive — they are all boys. Anyway, why does it matter how good-looking the Plughole is?
Plughole Fantasy
Worried about being called attractive
BY BOYS? A LITTLE INSECURE, ARE WE?
A PLEA
Manics fans are abundant on the 'Zine, so get over it. I don't only write about one subject the whole time and I rarely, if ever, have referred to trendies.
Yeah — I've quoted lyrics. It's nice to know that others out there are similar to you. It has nothing to do with intelligence.
Let's stop complaining and explaining ourselves. The revolution starts here.
Miss Tristesse
Okily dokily neighbour —
SO WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT?
HI,
I probably should have grown out of the 'Zine by now, but you guys (and gals) are great. I go back to a time when that thing in the corner resembled Europe on acid, and I'm sure there were more pages then.
If there are any more old-timers out there, then get writing. I take it, WLW, you've had a bad experience.
Dripping Stupidly
Sorry...
THIS IS FOR YOUNG PEOPLE
