The Mega-Zine Museum
July 27, 2000
SKINNED CELEBRITY Who here is on Prozac? Just wondering! Well there's me and several of my minions here at WLW Towers... oh and The Corrs, obviously.
PARSLEY POSSUM ...and like I said, I got cold feet — but I had been standing in the bath for three hours! I like a long soak but that's just silly!
BAD MANNERED OJ GIRL I'd have got away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids! Do you reckon Shaggy was... you know... a bit 'not of this world'? The dog was smarter than he was!
CLAIMS TO FAME,
Indeed I have a few.
- Frank Warren? Mike Tyson's boxing promoter, or something. My dad used to go to school with him. Apparently he was a weirdo who used to beat people with tripods.
- Ever eaten Vienetta ice-cream? 'Cos my brother's godfather invented it. My dad was also the first person to ever eat it!
- Ghost Hunter, a short series on CBBC, was filmed in my school!
Urban Hero
I once met Boy George at Camden Palace,
AND SOOTY USED TO LIVE NEXT DOOR
ZINERS,
Some of the people on 'Zine
Never quite say what they mean
They dither all day
Don't know what to say
Or are the biggest moaners I've seen!
But some of the people here rule
They joke and play the fool
With each paragraph
They make me laugh
And I think that is kewl.
Sqirrel Queen
There once was a trendy called Dick...
ACTUALLY, ON SECOND THOUGHTS
ZINERS,
Recently I have noticed that many of you have been branding trendies as "sheep". This is not fair. Why should we degrade sheep in this way?
Sheep are wonderful creatures that give us many things such as wool and chops. Where would we be without sheep?
So, next time you want to say that all trendies are the same, think twice before calling them sheep. Call them something else, wildebeest for example.
She Who Lost The Plot
And lambs! Sheep give us lambs!
I MEAN... HOW CUTE?
WLW,
Yeah, it's me, the one and only, brilliant AFKAG.
For the last two years I've rid myself of the chains of fame and fortune and returned to a simple life of being worshipped as a God by a small tribe of Welsh ferrets.
And look what happens when your Heaven-sent leader leaves you! You've all become rubbish! As interesting as a dead trendy and about as original as the chicken joke!
Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo
We were merely amusing ourselves,
AWAITING YOUR RETURN O'GREAT ONE
