The Mega-Zine Museum
July 12, 2000
EAU ROUGE Everyone keeps on saying we should keep the pound. Yet, surely, we would have much more fun if we spent it instead? Absolutely.... on chocolate!
LITTLE MISS INSANE The leprechauns are taking over the world slowly by buying shares in Microsoft. Beware! I consider myself well and truly warned.
EGG-SHAPED IAN I'll take a quiet life, a handshake, some carbon monoxide. I'll take a million quid, a villa somewhere dark and heinous (for Davord obviously) and live happily ever after... hurrah!
'ZINERS,
This may be because I'm Norbexian, but I've discovered something really weird.
You have some breakfast cereal called Cornflakes. Well, you know how it says it wakes you up and makes you happy? Well, it has the reverse effect on me. It makes me depressed and tired.
I'm not lying — it's 100% true!
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
I'm feeling quite depressed and tired -
HAVING JUST SEEN MEL C ON GMTV
AHEM
Whose doughnut is this? Whose doughnut is this? It's old WLW's.
I can tell because I stole it from WLW Towers on Saturday, and I won't give it back until WLW tells The Psychedelic Gloom that I love him!
Self-Obsession Honey
OK OK.... 'Gloomy? She loves ya'....
NOW GIMME BACK MY DOUGHNUT, Y'HEAR?
WLW
You know I love ya, but lately I've become suspicious. You know so much about my lovely Davord, it's quite scary.
Understand my love for him is eternal and I'm sure he feels the same way. Oh, if only he could speak to me — I love evil men!
In short, back off, baby — he's mine!
Broccoli
Davord is touched. He stopped eating
A SMALL TRENDY TO READ YOUR LETTER!
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
"I pick up my pen and paint my words into a picture.
Choose a shade for my emotions, add colour to my scripture.
Feel the paper as a rhythm, vital, to the vision that was...
Big Bud
ps: Hope you liked the most generous of bribes!
I did, I did! It's stuck on my PC...
DEEP AND THOUGHTFUL — YOU, I LIKE!
