The Mega-Zine Museum
July 9, 2000
EAU ROUGE Why do people walk up escalators? You're supposed to stand. Haven't they heard of stairs? No.
MYSTICAL STARFISH I'm confused. Summer weather? Er... summer weather in the north-east of England? Have I been transported to another dimension? Don't complain — it's chucking it down here!
BUTTONHOLE BETTY Did anyone else know that the word gullible has been removed from the dictionary? It's true, I'm sure of it. My sister told me so. Ooooh she's a one, your sister!
DEAR WLW,
If the world is round, then why are maps flat?
If people are happy, then why do they look sad?
If the world was peaceful, why would we need armies?
If life is worth living, then why does everyone have to die?
If you can answer any of these, you're a brainbox or a cheat!
Sister Psychosis
If chocolate is bad for you, then
WHY DOES IT TASTE SO DAMN GOOD?
THE EVIL CHEESEMEISTER,
Yay! Someone who appreciates the wonders of Japanese animation!
Do you like Sailor Moon? Isn't it just wonderful: I've got sparkly pink Sailor Moon nail varnish and it's really pretty.
That's all for now.
Sawn Off Hairclip
PS: Hey WLW! Did you like my picture?
I did, thank you...
THE LIKENESS IS UNCANNY
DRUSILLA,
Hold my hand. I will take you to the place without the intoxications of daylight. A place where all is forever dark.
This is the "somewhere" you belong. This is the mist of new beginnings. This is the hollow abyss that the scientists call my brain.
Follow me and I will lead you there.
Me, A Name I Call Myself
I know this "hollow abyss"...
IT'S STEVENAGE ISN'T IT?
'ZINERS,
You know, it's true what they say about Manics fans. All surface, no feeling. Simple as that.
Brush away the glitter, feather boas and ironic T-shirt slogans and you'll find that most of them are utterly supercilious, superficial and as shallow as a puddle of eyeliner.
Forget the politics and the rhetoric, the majority of these young girls are simply groupie wannabes. Really sad.
Internal Wrangler
Oh dear... the words
CAN AND WORMS COME TO MIND!
