The Mega-Zine Museum
July 7—8, 2000
THE PINK SPACE TOASTER I fancy the pants off Jamie Theakston — am I abnormal? Yes... very!
BROCCOLI Please can we stop the constant feuding! I like to feel that we are one big family, and all this fighting is upsetting me! There's a job for you at the United Nations!
EGG-SHAPED IAN Bees make honey. So do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy? Yes, they do. And beetles make treacle... and fleas make jam... and wasps do the best cheese souffle!
SCOTTISH 'ZINERS
Man if you think you got problems, come down my way! The lads would look feeble compared to the new trendies that have formed here in Corringham, Essex.
They are called the Perfect, and the schools have given them so much power that they now rule with an iron hand.
None of them like me. Help me fellow 'Ziners!
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
You tell'em to come and see me mate...
DAVORD WILL EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!
MY LIFE PLAN
- Grow a tree with my hands
- Make a house out of haystacks
- Marry Miss Tristesse in a wardrobe
- Destroy all mobile phones
Plughole Fantasy
The mobile phone....
THE INVENTION OF SATAN HIMSELF
'ZINE
Sure there's loads of famous Bobs, like Bob the builder, but what about Brians?
To name a few: Brian Folks, the gorgeous Brian "Head" Welch of Korn, Marilyn Manson AKA Brian, and even the legendary Kurt Cobain has an anagram of Brian in his name!
I'm not the first one who's noticed it, there's something in it I tell you!
Resident Weirdo
Gosh, you're right! From now on,
I WISH TO BE KNOWN AS BRIAN
SELF-OBSESSION HONEY
I still remember your first letter, six or seven months ago, proclaiming your undying love for me. Apparently you'd spent every evening that week drinking coffee in my honour.
Where are you now? Please come back! 'Zine is so lonely now you've gone.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Oh dear, not this again.
ENOUGH WITH THE SLUSH ALREADY!
