The Mega-Zine Museum
July 5, 2000
RESIDENT WEIRDO I'm so happy 'cos today I've found my friends. They're in my head. Mine are all in Spain right now.
MYSTICAL STARFISH I wrote to Angst complaining about the goblin that rides around my room on a biscuit barrel with castors on it. They never helped me! It's an outrage! Who's yer MP?
EGG-SHAPED IAN PC-Stu, I wonder where the name comes from? Are you a computer technician? Politically correct? Simply a police constable? Crikey I hope not — better hide my stash of Kylie CDs!
'ZINERS,
Take a look at Martina Hingis and you'll see what a beauty she is. She is drop-dead gorgeous. She has an amazing physique, lovely Persian-style eyes and the most enchanting smile.
Martina Hingis is truly special. Perfection!
Martina's Headband
Frankly, I find her jolly obnoxious!
THERE'S FAR BETTER TALENT ON SHOW!
HEY, PUNK KIDS!
Things that rock my world:
- Ash (the meisters of cool)
- Jaffa Cakes (full moon, half moon, total eclipse!)
- 'Ziners (I love you guys!)
- Going to Pasalaqua (what the hey?!)
- Roddy Woomble (remember you're a womble!)
- Goo (especially green, slimy goo)
Girl From Mars
What are Ash up to? More importantly,
WHAT'S LOVELY TIM WHEELER UP TO?
'ZINERS,
I'm back and I'm slightly upset. It seems to me that God is determined to make my life a misery.
My last relationship ended unhappily (she called me childish!) and paranoia is slowly creeping up on me (I'm convinced everyone hates me!).
At least I have 'Zine to cheer me up. Well, it's cheaper than Prozac!
Juvenile Object
ps: Is Davord married? It might explain why he looks the way he does.
No. Marriage is forbidden on Tharg...
GETS IN THE WAY OF EVIL DOING
HELLO,
My name is Cebge, Cheeky Lord Chuzzle's dog. I am very pretty.
I can say 'Mmmmmm' and I want Drusilla to take me for a walk into her chasm of blinding darkness, where evil is the only companion to a dog like me.
Enclosed is a photo of me, aged three puppy years. Look WLW — aren't I nice?
Cebge
He really did enclose a photo folks
AND YES, CEBGE, YOU'RE GORGEOUS!
