The Mega-Zine Museum
July 2, 2000
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE If you should ever drop your car keys into a pit of molten lava, then let them go 'cos, man, they're gone. Do it all the time.
URBAN HERO I'm not mad. The voices in my head told me so. Funny - they told me you were completely barking.
TRENDY CHICK 007 'Oops, I did it again' (come on everybody, sing along, you know you want to!)... 'Played with your heart, got lost in the game, oh baby baby...' Wasn't that fun? No.
'ZINERS,
WLW has a scheme
To keep me off of Megazine
That's why my letter was not screened.
And yet I will not cry or scream
'Cause in my heart I have a dream
That one day I will grace the screen
With magic words in neon green
Here's hoping anyway.
The Chocolate Leper
And hey presto...
MAGIC WORDS IN NEON GREEN - HURRAH!
'ZINERS,
This is a question to my friends. How does everyone else pronounce the word 'Zine? Do you pronounce it to rhyme with 'wine'? Or do you pronounce it 'zeen'?
I think the latter is the correct spelling, but the former sounds better.
Anyway, sorry to waste your time.
Onyx
Tell you what...
LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH!
DEAREST FRIENDS,
As I was composing a letter insulting trendies, I realised I hadn't introduced myself. So, here we are.
I'm female and save my pennies by e-mailing 'Zine.
I have a bat and Little Miss Muffet jokes annoy me.
I have been reading 'Zine since I was 9 and remember when it was full of movie reviews, rather than social reviews.
Homespun Spider
OK, so Little Miss Muffet and Barbie
ARE SHOPPING, AND BARBIE SAYS...
'ZINERS,
OK, so I do have brightly coloured hair... but why stare?
OK, so I do wear clothes that people consider weird... but why stare?
OK, so I do mostly dress in black... but why stare?
OK, so I do wear a sparkly dog collar... but why stare?
So, erm, well, I'd just like to say - STOP STARING AT ME!!! I'm not on this planet for your amusement.
The Furry Muppet
Sparkly dog collar? And people stare?
CAN'T THINK WHY
