The Mega-Zine Museum
June 30, 2000
PARSLEY POSSUM Girl Thing are the new Slipknot. Although several times more annoying.
THE CAPTAIN WLW: Aha! You said, "We like Miss T!" "We!" Gotcha! I refer of course to my legions of staff here at WLW Towers, whose primary concern is to cater to my every whim, make tea, etc.
MALIBU STACEY Come on Barbie let's go party! That Barbie — always out on the razz. And what about Ken? Where's Ken? Home alone watching TOTP, that's where.
'ZINERS
Why this rivalry with Backchatters? Surely they don't mention the 'Zine as much on their pages? Therefore, their legacy and popularity must be greater than our own.
By giving them publicity on our pages, are we not giving them what they want? After all, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
I propose that the dreaded "B" word not be mentioned on here again!
Gothic Jezebel
No such thing as bad publicity?
ENGLAND FOOTIE FANS APART PRESUMABLY
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU A 'ZINER?
Do you ever see someone and wonder if they read the 'Zine? I have a method of finding out!
Just walk up to the aforementioned person and shout "Hail Davord!"
If they reply "Lord of Tharg", then you know they do. If not, run away before they call the police!
Urban Hero
Try it in Tesco tomorrow kids...
LAST ONE ARRESTED IS A SISSY
'ZINERS
I was just wonderin' why a lot of people have problems being compared to someone as opposed to being "individual".
If you are completely unique, most other people will take you for granted. But if you are compared to someone, then the people you want to appreciate you will pick apart little differences and appreciate you for who you are.
Anyone else agree?
Cheesy Foetus
Never mind "anyone else agree"...
ANYONE ELSE UNDERSTAND?
'ZINERS
Recently, I borrowed a book from my friend. It is called Hideous Kinky and is quite possibly the greatest book I have ever read. The author is to be commended.
I urge all 'Ziners to read this book. It might inspire those 'Ziners who only ever write about pilchards, donuts and slagging off trendies to write something even slightly interesting.
The 'Zine's for individuals, not sheep.
Rolling Cous-Cous
I've told Davord. He loves something
HE CAN GET HIS TEETH INTO!
