The Mega-Zine Museum
June 15, 2000
OUTCAST My theme tune? I think it would be 742617000027 by Slipknot. Why?
STEREOTYPICAL CORROSION A debate — Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels vs Reservoir Dogs? I choose Lock, Stock. Haven't seen either. I saw Lake Placid if that's any help? Well funny!
RESIDENT WEIRDO Everybody looks like Barbie and I can't even achieve Sindy status. I'm always striving for perfection and falling short at every hurdle. Well, if it's any consolation, I look nothing like Barbie either!
WLW,
You say 'they' only give me five pages. Who are 'they'? Are 'they' Norbexians or the powers that be?
And what about when you only get four pages? What's your excuse for that?
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
PS: Old Gloomy's one ain't he?
I've heard 'them' called many things...
BUT NEVER NORBEXIANS!
'ZINERS,
I know this is a bit of a delayed reaction, but isn't it damn cheeky that Mel C wrote Northern Star about herself when Courtney Love had already written her song, Northern Star, for Kurt?
And Miss Melanie tried to be a punk? How dare she!
Aren't the mainstream poppers such idiots?
Riot Grrl
The 'look at me, I'm a punk now' phase
DIDN'T LAST VERY LONG, DID IT?
TO ALL 'ZINERS,
I am writing to make a point — I hate stereotyping!
It's so annoying when you are talking to someone and they ask you: 'What type of music do you listen to?' You answer something like happy hardcore, drum and bass or trance etc, and they presume you are a drug addict or really boring or something.
Just because I listen to a different type of music, don't mean I'm strange or anything. Please stop stereotyping!
DJ Smiley
Absolutely! By the way, are you related
TO THE LEGENDARY GUY SMILEY?
DAVORD, LORD OF THARG
Since you are the Lord of Tharg, I assume you are an hereditary peer. Well, bad luck then because I, if/when I am Prime Minister, will reform the House of Lords, and not in favour of hereditary peers!
But I'll replace the House of Lords with a House of 'Ziners, so you'll probably get a seat anyway!
The Psychedelic Gloom
Davord is thrilled...
HE LOOKS GREAT IN ERMINE
