The Mega-Zine Museum
June 14, 2000
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED Mobile phones scramble the brain. Ha ha ha ha ha... justice! I know, great isn't it? I hate them. Hello? I'm on the train! Hello?
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM How do you pronounce '5ive'? Is it pronounced 'five' or is it 'five-ive'? Let's not spend too much time worrying about it, eh?
DRUSILLA Everybody around here is suffering from a madness called sanity and conformity. And everyone around here is suffering from hay fever — or is that just me?
'ZINE,
Come run with me through the sullen fields of blood and barley. Dance on the pale blue horizon and engulf me in your ragged, restless form.
I will follow you through the realms of darkness. Together, the journey will be short, bleak, but blissful at the end. But where does the end begin, and the beginning end?
The Raven Philosopher
The end begins on... No wait, the end
OF THE BEGINNING IS... FORGET IT
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH
My faith in the human race had been restored when my psycho mother caved in and finally agreed to give consent for me to have my lip pierced. Excellent! Or so I thought...
My boss says I'm not allowed to wear it to work: "It's against company policy."
It's not like it affects my ability to stack shelves. How could he be so narrow-minded? A guy before had his eyebrow pierced, what's the difference?
Resident Weirdo
Bosses, eh?
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE 'EM?
PARTICLE PHYSICS
Think deeply... Planets move around the sun. Now think on a smaller scale. Electrons move around the nucleus of an atom. Now then...
What if these atoms are small solar systems? That would mean that we are living in an atom within a larger existence.
So, let's just hope that nobody splits our atom.
Eye Ate God
Sorry, 'fraid you lost me after
PLANETS MOVE AROUND THE SUN
'ZINERS,
A couple of months back I went to visit the Millennium Dome and thought it was boring and had something missing. Of course — it was 'Zine!
There should be a 'Zine zone where you get to meet all the gorgeous 'Zine girls, including WLW. I'd say, for the freaks, it would be the most popular zone there.
Broken Bubbles
You could be on to something there...
WHO SAYS I'M A GIRLIE BY THE WAY?
