The Mega-Zine Museum
June 13, 2000
CRUCIFIX KISS Look! I made confetti! Yay me! You certainly did, and the floor at WLW Towers is covered in it!
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT Ever gone to clean your teeth, only to realise that you've put Savlon on your toothbrush instead of toothpaste? No.
THE GHASTLIE SPYDERE "Yeah I'm a deeper shade of blue"... AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH... they've infected me! You must help me! Stop this madness!!! Ha ha ha ha ha... Madness? At the risk of sounding like a trendy... isn't this down to Steps?
DEAREST WLW,
You might think this is a silly suggestion, but I reckon if the 'Zine had more than five pages there would be more room to put more comments. This would stop most of us 'Ziners from feeling so depressed and rejected when we've put our heart and soul into letters that are never shown.
So get on to it... or else! Grrrrr
Egg-Shaped Ian
Lordy, when will this ever end?
I'M TRYING... HONEST... REALLY I AM!
A THREAT...
Oi, WLW. Who d'ya think you are? How dare you not print my letters. Just 'cos ya ain't got the brains to understand the beauty and depth of my words.
I got mates in high places, y'know! So gerroff yer lazy ass and start typing this letter.
Don't say ya weren't warned, baby. I got a nice, new pair of pliers I'm just itchin' to use!
Billy Davey's Second Daughter
Makes you wonder how charming
BILLY DAVEY'S FIRST DAUGHTER IS!
WARNING!
Any sightings of Evil Occult Cows or Evil Occult Sheep, or any form of Evil Occult beings, should be reported immediately. We have read some of your letters that refer to "trendies" as sheep. Beware, they may be part of EOS.
We know who the EOS leader is, but the EOC leader is still unknown. WLW may even be the leader and may print this letter just to bring you into a false sense of security. Next thing you know!
Xtremely Unevil Starfish From Pluto
Trust me, my people... I am NOT
AN EVIL OCCULT COW — HONEST GUV!
WLW,
The Daughter of the Insane Clowns is not on her own. I absolutely love Slipknot too. Their way is like a path in my depressed life.
I used to be the Daughter of the Insane Ocean God, but he soon forgot about me. He preferred his life of luxuries and fanciful Belgian chocolates.
I am forced to sleep on a bed of withered rose petals, living just on dewdrops and watermelon squares.
The Forgotten Girl
Mmmmmm... fanciful Belgian chocolates...
SORRY, DRIFTED OFF FOR A MOMENT
