The Mega-Zine Museum
May 28, 2000
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED Anyone heard the new S-Club 7 song? Brilliant, isn't it? Not quite the word I would have used!
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX WLW — Am I holding an axe? Am I outside your house? You're just gonna have to wait and see. Ha ha ha ha! My house is your house Mr Wolf — come in and we'll talk!
SKINNED CELEBRITY I like Broccoli. The vegetable, not the 'Ziner. I agree with WLW on the mushroom issue though. Yes! My plan to rid the world of this evil fungus gains momentum! Hahahahaha...
'ZINERS,
Why do trendies call all bad things "gay" and people who get on their nerves are called "queers"? They also insist on calling their boy mates "women" if they don't act "hard" (no matter what sex they are themselves).
Love from
The Heron Angel
ps: I love you all, especially you WLW. If you print this, I'll give you a mystery present!
Get in!
I LOVE A GOOD MYSTERY!
ARE YOU...
Fish or fowl?
Transplant or donor?
Kebab or burger?
Wine or lager?
Internal or external?
Brave or stupid?
Death or life?
I would like to die once, then maybe live twice.
The Fist Of Rebellion
Fowl, donor, burger, both, internal,
STUPID, LIFE I GUESS... YOU?
TO YOUNG MUSICIANS,
OK, so I'm a female that plays the guitar — does that mean that the fools who work in music shops have the right to give me grief, and look at me like I have no right to play it?
A message to all sexist music shop owners — you are not only ignorant and patronising, but you also lost out on about £250 when you started talking down to me. Stupid fools!
Paranoid Closet Heroine
I have just one thing to add...
YOU GO GIRL!
'ZINERS,
Slowly yet silently, I slip down into despair.
Nobody even notices, do they even care?
I'm the one who's there, yet no one seems to see.
I guess that's just because, I'm plain old me.
I think I'll disappear, to where — I do not know.
Then I'll just be 'what's-his-name', you once knew long ago!
Lost Soul
'Plain old me'? I think not!
NOBODY IS JUST 'PLAIN' IN 'ZINELAND
