The Mega-Zine Museum
May 25, 2000
YAHTZEE I really don't have anything to say, I'm just finding out if this e-mail thingy works. "This e-mail thingy does work — here's yer proof!
iDLEWiLD GiRL Hello, just want everyone to know this important message. It will help you all greatly in life: "If in doubt, beansprout." Thank you for your time. "Take heed... mashed swede."
CHEMICAL SISTER Aaaaaargh! Backchat! Just hearing that word makes my... my blood boil! Mine too! And Spurs, and Oasis, and Tarrant, and...
'ZINERS,
And now children, time for your English literature class. For all you cynical outcasts out there, I thoroughly recommend The Outsider by Albert Camus, 'bout a man indifferent to the world and lacking every basic emotion.
And for the more perverse, The Torture Garden by Octave Mirbeau (French anarchist). Tales of torture and kinky stuff!
ME sick? Just wait till you've read it!
Suicide Babe
Can't be doing with reading, myself...
GETS IN THE WAY OF STUFF
WLW,
You may or may not have noticed my long absence from the 'Zine. I hope you all missed me — perhaps the Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex has?
Either way, the reason for my disappearance is because nothing particularly weird or strange has happened in my life. This tends to be the criterion for getting on the 'Zine.
Well, one strange thing has happened — I have acquired a boyfriend. Everyone says he looks as if he's wearing eyeliner, but he isn't.
Sisoa Fox Jedi
Some say I look like I'm wearing a wig,
AND I AM! AND IT'S BLUE!
ZINERS,
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
And his name is Wiggly Woo
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden
And all that he can do
Is wiggle all day, and wiggle all night
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
There's a worm at the bottom of my garden,
And his name is Wiggly Woo
Squirrel Queen
Barmy!
COMPLETELY BARMY!
WLW AND 'ZINERS,
Here's a poem for y'all!
My special place is glittery,
With lots of donuts, just for me.
I eat them under my purple tree,
Come eat some donuts here with me.
But not the jam ones, they are evil,
Er... can anybody think of a word that rhymes with evil?
Cheesy Foetus
Weevil? That rhymes. Or devil? No wait,
THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD
