The Mega-Zine Museum
May 21, 2000
HOMESPUN SPIDER I'm a little teapot short and stout. Well I'm a coffee-making machine with detachable doughnut maker... so ha!
PSYCHOSOMATIC PSEUDONYMPH Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him. He's out, he's out, but he's back on his feet... WLW is still alive — hurrah!
PARSLEY POSSUM Life is like a bodybuilding elf: short and hard. No, life is like a box of chocolates but only the marzipan ones are left.
'ZINERS,
We have a tragic story to tell. Recently we were forced to go to a faraway land with no Megazine, no 'Ziners and no pilchard lovers (France), for three whole days. Can you imagine the distress this caused?
It was awful. Thankfully Flat Lemonade Loving Lass's knight in slightly rusty armour came to our rescue, by devotedly copying down Megazine in full for us to enjoy upon our return.
Flat Lemonade Loving Lass and FLicKeR
A harrowing story indeed -
THE MORAL BEING STICK TO MARGATE!
'ZINERS,
You're all invited to a party! Everyone welcome if they adhere to the following rules:
- You must come in fancy dress. Broccoli must come as another type of vegetable, Karma Policewoman as another authority figure and Plughole Fantasy as another sink attachment.
- Only people bringing some kind of nut-based delicacy will be admitted. Come to the big old oak tree. The password is "Wibble".
Squirrel Queen
I'll be there......
PEANUT BUTTER SARNIES AT THE READY
'ZINERS,
The following information may disturb you a bit but I feel it is my place to tell you. I know who WLW is.
WLW is... H from Steps!
If a 'Ziner mentions how bad Steps are, WLW sticks up for them and has a go at Scooch, (H doesn't like Scooch).
WLW must be mad in the head to provide us with 'Zine, (H is mad in the head). Basically, all my evidence proves that WLW must be H!
Our leader is... A TRENDY!
Troubled Little Enyenk
Rubbish — I am neither irritating
NOR WELSH..... OK?
WISE LITTLE MISS DUCK
There has not always been hate, there will not always be hate. The only thing I hate is apathy.
Hate, crime, violence, war, trendies... all these diseases which afflict our society have inequality at their root and if we complain loudly enough, then one day things will change for the better and the 'Ziners will take their place in society as equals.
You can't ignore us forever.
Inward Eye
So take note -
IF YOU'RE OUT THERE MR BLAIR...?
