The Mega-Zine Museum
May 16, 2000
EAU ROUGE Hey everyone! I've got a really good joke for you — trendies! I don't get it... oh, yeah, good one.
THE WIGGLY TURNIP BLOKE If pigs trot and ducks waddle, what do cows do? Very large pats I think.
PARANOID CLOSET HEROINE They never ring when they say they will, do they? And their e-mail address never works either, does it?
YOU 'ZINERS ARE NOTHING!
Do you hear me? I remember the days when Bob the Fish and Ninja Hamster ruled 'Zine. WLW didn't even have its name and where has Wild Bill Hiccup got to?
Bob, Ninja, come back oh marvellous ones, or I shall have to rule the 'Zine instead!
Purple Sheep all the way from Hades
ps: WLW, I'm sending you chocolate fudge cake. This better get printed!
Letter printed
I AWAIT SAID FUDGE CAKE!
WLW,
I had a dream that my friend and I were being chased through a dark cornfield by a bunch of ghosts, and my other friend was made entirely of lettuce!
Does this mean I should avoid cornfields at night?
Love and glitterbugs,
Showbiz Glostar xxxx
Yes - avoid cornfields at all costs
AND MAYBE LAY OFF CHEESE BEFORE BED
WLW,
Is manic depression hereditary? If so, I have an excuse but what's yours, Plughole Fantasy? Or are you just a "confused boy" like Cheeky Lord Chuzzle claims?
Have I been duped or is CLC just jealous? Answers on a postcard.
Resident Weirdo
I reckon they're one and the same!
THEY NEVER APPEAR TOGETHER DO THEY?
'ZINERS,
Revive me! Take me, damaged and broken! Take me somewhere I belong.
Take me forwards into the mists of new beginnings, so I am not lost and unloved any more.
Drusilla
OK, will do...
GIVE ME A MINUTE TO FIND MY PASS
