The Mega-Zine Museum
May 14, 2000
QUEEN OF THE TROUBLED 'ZINE Do you want to come to my world of safety pins and glitter? The houses are made of love hearts and we all sleep on fluffy pink sugar clouds. The "troubled" 'Zine? We'll have no trouble here!
THE WIGGLY TURNIP BLOKE Why is being a vegan seen as weird? Well, it just is!
SPLATTERMANIAC Trendies rule, pilchards are scummy and Nicky Wire is lame. Bow down to Shirley Manson and grilled mackerel! Oh, we like a bit of Garbage.
HELLO THERE!
I was reading the 'Zine and I came across some 'Ziners singing the praises of Nicky Wire, Richey Edwards and James Dean Bradfield. Fair enough, they're all top musicians but aren't we forgetting someone?
Seeing as no-one else has, I'm going to say that Sean Moore is a very good drummer.
That's all — you can get back to your tea now. And, Black Rose — no lip! I know where you live!
FLicKeR
Drummers do tend to get a raw deal.
I BLAME PHIL COLLINS
WLW,
I just wanted to say that I saw you in Sainsbury's yesterday. You were using your French stick as a lance to push other shoppers out of the way, and chatting up the checkout assistant.
You might not have seen me. I was the one with the big bushy tail who stole all the half-price Easter eggs out of your trolley and, when you weren't looking, replaced them all with radishes.
Squirrel Queen
Now look, this really has to stop!
NEXT TIME IT'S THE LAW!
TO THE 'ZINE,
I demand someone makes Vyvyan of The Young Ones materialise in real life for my own personal use. He's perfection itself. I can't find anyone round here willing to stick metal bars on their foreheads.
Oh yeah... Monosyllabic Girl — you've nicked my name so I shall now be known as Bad Mannered OJ Girl. So there.
Bad Mannered OJ Girl
Not sure I'd want a real-life Vyvyan.
BASIL BRUSH? NO WAIT - HE IS REAL
'ZINERS,
My innocent little brother was watching the Pepsi Chart and I witnessed something terrible, awful, disgraceful. The image still haunts me. It turns my sweet dreams into shocking nightmares.
I witnessed... a member of B*witched wearing a Motorhead t-shirt. Oh, the pain! I'm happy now though coz I got work experience in HMV — I have the power to "change" the charts!
Goth Barbie with Satanic Accessories
If you plan to rid us of B*witched...
YOU HAVE MY WHOLEHEARTED SUPPORT"
