The Mega-Zine Museum
May 10, 2000
EAU ROUGE Why do birds fly everywhere? They couldn't be more irritating. Why can't they catch a plane like the rest of us? The cost of tickets I reckon.
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Everybody type in Charlie Dimmock and run a spellcheck on it. The result is mildly amusing. Only mildly? What about Alan Titchmarsh?
RIOT GRRL Apparently, aliens and UFOs are the spawn of the devil, sent to deceive us! And several well-known 'pop' acts were clearly sent to annoy us — big time! Like Scooch, Lolly...
MYSTICAL STARFISH,
I love you. Your letters are always excellent. You are really funny and so beautiful that even Britney Spears and Sarah Michelle Gellar look dowdy in comparison. As for your taste — it's fantastic!
Love,
Mystical Starfish
PS: Some people call me an egomaniac, but I don't think that's true.
You are indeed a funny starfish, but
BRITNEY DOWDY? OOOH CONTROVERSIAL!
'ZINERS,
An injustice has been done to my client Mr P Gloom, who has been libelled by Trendy Chick 007 and Soul Searcher. Said persons allege that Mr Gloom is a 'trendy'!
Hopefully you, WLW, can filter this blatant defamation of character.
Alternative dispute resolution: give Mr Gloom a year's supply of coffee.
A Law Student (inter alia)
Oh dear — if lawyers are involved
I'M SAYING NOTHING!
'ZINERS,
"I'm an individual", "You're not an individual"... who cares? If you were that sure, you wouldn't be so insecure about it, would you?
"Oh look at me, I can set up inadequate analogies and draw conclusions that don't apply to the original case, then claim creative insight!"
Go help some people with real problems, then all these moaning whines will pale into insignificance.
Hip Spasm
I'm a happy bunny...
YOU'RE NOT A HAPPY BUNNY...
OK, HERE GOES,
The way I see it, we are all different. We were all born in different places at different times. We all formed our own opinions about who or what we did/did not like whether it was music, films, fashion, other people — whatever.
And that's my point (there is one — believe me!) People who write to 'Zine just to slag off other 'Ziners are no better than the people we hope never to see grace these lovely pages!
Pink Mafia
Absolutely — Davord, Lord of Tharg,
SHED A TEAR WHEN HE READ THIS!
