The Mega-Zine Museum
May 7, 2000
HAPPY BUNNY Mary had a little cow, it wouldn't stop mooing, so she shot it. Harsh but fair I think.
EVILBEEEEEEVER The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water because it'd be fun to put petrol on it and see what happens! Remember kids — do NOT try this at home!
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Q — which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the dinosaur about 65 million years earlier. Guess who's just about to sit a history exam?
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE,
A 500ft pie has been spotted walking around the Cardiff area. Locals have been advised to stay indoors until given the all-clear.
The 12-year-old chairperson of the local 'We Love All Animals' campaign said: "I do not take responsibility for the pie as, so far, it has not been identified as an animal."
Obviously a Backchatter.
Polythene Girlxx
Anyone able to decipher this for me?
ANYONE AT ALL???
WLW AND ALL 'ZINERS,
I've been reading 'Zine for over a year so I know how smart you all are. I have a question that some of you may be able to answer.
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Did the people who discovered the disorder want to punish every future person who had it?
It looks like they just stabbed blindly at a typewriter and decided that this word was as good as any other for the condition.
The STATIC One
I agree... absolutely ridiculous!
AND LIAISE? AND FEIGN? THEY'RE HARD
'ZINERS,
Primarily, modern capitalism, organising the reduction of all social life to a spectacle, cannot offer any other spectacle than that of our own alienation.
Culture, alienation, boredom, despair — the ingredients of my kaleidoscopic, cataclysmic, emotional freeride — aka life.
Thank you all for being here. Hopefully I have found some intelligent beings to share my scepticism with!
The Inoculate Hallucinate
Check out some of THESE words...
NOW THEY ARE HARD TO SPELL!
WLW AND 'ZINERS,
I am depressed and lonely and live in a world full of talking remote controls, who plan to kill me in the near future.
They say if I join your 'race' and become a 'Ziner, they will not have the power to kill me.
It's a matter of life and death... you don't want me to die, do you???
The Daughter of the Insane Clowns
ps: I love Slipknot
Oh dear, you almost had us worried...
BUT SLIPKNOT? YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!
