The Mega-Zine Museum
April 13, 2000
C3PO'S SECRET LOVER I believe I haven't yet mentioned pilchards. And now you have... so thanks.
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED Everyone I have ever cared for has forgotten me... I'm sorry, you are? No, just kidding, just kidding!
SMALL BLACK ROSE Sheeeeeeeee's bringin' me in, turnin' me on, makin' me glorious... Now I'm a deeper shade of blue, and there's nothing I can do, you're so far, far awaaaaaaay...
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM,
Don't beat yourself up about Britney Spears when you're so popular with the 'Zine girls who are 100 times more beautiful than Spears.
Like the sea, they are deep and mysterious. They are more real and have more intellect than all those blonde bombshells who could never love us.
A freak is always beautiful through the eyes of a freak.
Village Idiot (have BMX, will ride)
However, if she came knocking
WE WOULDN'T BLAME YOU!
'ZINERS,
Can someone please explain the meaning of the word "trendy" and exactly what is wrong with practising "trendyism"?
You have hinted in the past that people who enjoy clubbing and listening to Steps come under this heading. If this is true, I think I may belong to the "trendy" family.
It is sooooooo nice to feel like you belong to a group!
Coco Loca
And surely slagging off Steps
HAS NOW BECOME 'TRENDY' TOO!
HI,
My name is Princess Pisces and I live in a lime-green pond. In my pond are my four faithful fishy friends and a bright blue alien called Reggie.
I can offer only my love, the meaningless rubbish I call my thoughts and a frozen yogurt called Frogurt.
In return, all I want is a lime-green alien as Reggie is lonely and we don't speak his language. Maybe I should contact Roswell instead.
Princess Pisces
So, anyone got a lime green alien
JUST COLLECTING DUST IN THE LOFT?
DEAR 'ZINERS,
It seems to me that you only accept people who dislike trendies. Why? I must admit that I don't like trendies, but I don't see why this should be the reason to accept people or not.
So I ask you — don't accept me because I hate trendies, accept me for me.
I may be a little off my trolley but surely that's what being a 'Ziner is all about. I won't do anything wrong unless the voices tell me to.
She who lost the plot
Excuse me — we at WLW House accept
EVERYONE! EXCEPT SPURS FANS
