The Mega-Zine Museum
March 26, 2000
JUSTIN CASE How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 17 and a half... I know, I counted.
ALONZA'S HALF SISTER I honestly can't find fault with MZ. Millions are better off with Mega-Zine. Thanks mum!
OUTCAST They were throwing worms at me Jimmy, little wriggly worms. Well I don't know about you but that's put me right off my spaghetti bolognese.
'ZINERS
Fear me much! I am Murray the Invincible Skull! I am superior to you lot in every single way! You will all obey me or suffer the consequences! Whoever dares challenge me will pay!
So, let's see which one of you has the bottle to challenge my authority! Yes, you heard.
I will behold the world in a wave of terror! Be afraid, be very VERY afraid!
Murray the Invincible Skull
oh look...
MURRAY'S BACK EVERYBODY
'ZINERS
Speaking as someone who is as far removed from a trendy as a mollusc from an elephant, I nonetheless feel I have to point out:
If to be trendy means to follow a fashionable trend, and it is thus fashionable to diss the trendies... are you not all joining together to become trendies yourself?
Now, to like the trendies — that would be original...
Squirrel Queen
Sorry — run that by me again?
MY HEAD HURTS
JUST A QUESTION
Who or what is that weird, psychotic-looking sort of guy that always sits at the top of the 'Zine pages in the yellow box? I've decided that it is either a mutant arachnid or WLW after a late night... or a busy weekend.
Don't think I don't know about those weekend shenanigans of yours WLW — or should I call you Mandy? I've seen those photographs you know!
Deadly Blue Butterfly
He is Davord, Lord of Tharg...
AND HE EATS BUTTERFLIES FOR FUN!
I HAD A PEN PAL
All went well. I found we shared many interests. One morning I awoke to find a parcel. I ripped it open and inside was someone's foot. So I responded by packaging up a palm...
To cut a long story short, things turned sour. So take heed — never ruin a good exchange by deciding to post dismembered limbs in an attempt to keep a dying pen pal friendship exciting.
Dormant Assassin
It's OK everybody,
THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED!
