The Mega-Zine Museum
March 17—18, 2000
FATHER COOLY Anyone for a blessing? Er, no thanks.
OPAL NIGHTWALKER Eyes are strange and bizarre things, they can mean everything yet miraculously can also mean nothing at all. Isn't that spectacular? Yep, sure is.
QUEEN WEIRD PLUM So Plughole Fantasy, why don't you give me a call sometime? Well, go on then, what are you waiting for?
NEW DEBATE
Who are fellow 'Ziners' top 3 most attractive women or men?
Mine are:
- Dawn Marie of ECW
- Ivory of WWF
- Claudia Black from Farscape
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
Keep 'em coming, folks,
KEEP 'EM COMING
OI! WLW
Does Zine have an e-mail address? If not, why not? Even I, the most technologically retarded person ever, have not seen it.
If it has, please screen it as I'm just a poor little chimneysweep girl and I need the 26p a letter I spend to buy my cat a unicycle so it can learn some new circus tricks and make our fortunes.
Vicious Flower
Happy to oblige
club140@teletext.co.uk
MYSTICAL STARFISH
I was in the park and I saw this boy who writes to B*ckch*t and always calls me Monika so I called on my mystical coyote and told him to follow this boy and send a plague of locusts upon him.
But my coyote said: "Sorry love, I can't, I'm going out with a mystical sea creature now."
If that was you, please stop being such a bad influence. Thank you.
Self Obsession Honey
Well, I suppose that's you told
ISN'T IT?
A VERY IMPORTANT LETTER TO PLUGHOLE FANTASY
I have been reading 'Zine since dinosaurs walked the earth and out of all the 'Ziners that have come and gone you are the best.
So whenever you're sad (don't be sad) just remember that you're my saviour.
Tallulah
Aaaahhhh!
ISN'T THAT SWEET?
