The Mega-Zine Museum
March 13, 2000
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED A boy called Rita, I love you, but not as much as WLW. I know, I can feel the love from here!
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Coffee really is wonderful. How can so much pleasure come from so few beans? Even coffee couldn't wake me up in the morning.
NUCLEAR TURNIP FROM LIVERPOOL This is my sonnet, this is my rhyme, it's supposed to have 14 lines, I'll send the rest another time. You see, this is what happens when you drink Earl Grey!
ZINERS
You will all be shocked to hear that I am not the only trendy on these pages. There are many more like me, eg: Lara Croft, PC Stu, Buffy The Trendy Slayer and the Psychedelic Gloom.
In the next few days these people will write in declaring their innocence. I warn you — do not believe them!
Trendy Chick 007
So, anyone got the new Steps CD?
ANY GOOD?
PLUGHOLE FANTASY
Hi! If ya ever need to cry, just go in the shower (I would be happy to join you). That way, the small droplets of water would wash away the tears and nobody would know and you could pretend not to be crying!
But I don't think the shower thing would work for you because you're so hot, the water and tears would evaporate!
Kisses.
Baby who was thrown out with the bath water
Love is in the air...
EVERYWHERE I LOOK AROUND...
DEAR ZINERS,
After giving my entire fortune to a man selling magic beans, being disowned by my friends and kin, then losing my lucky rabbit's foot, my life finally took a turn for the worst when I was shot dead by the militant wing of the Southend Vegetarians Society.
My body was claimed by a scientist who patched up the holes. I was left as a skull and will haunt you 'ziners until the end of time!
Murray the Invincible Skull
OK, how scared are we?
I MEAN... MURRAY? COME ON!
MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR
Hey! Where was my name on that list of evil doers? I'm evil but I'm cunning also... I get my victims to drop their guard with the pretty, blue butterfly thing and then, when they least suspect it, I STRIKE! Ah Ha Ha Ha (sinister cackle).
I am Queen Of Evil, people even call me She Devil.
So if you're looking for an 'Evil Secretary of the Satanic State'... think of me please.
Deadly Blue Butterfly
Mum, I've told you a thousand times,
GET HELP!!!
