The Mega-Zine Museum
March 12, 2000
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED I like pilchards but I could never marry one! Do you Enola the Nosebleed take thee pilchard to be your lawful wedded... pilchard?!
JUSTIN CASE Can I have fried chicken a Coke and toasted white bread please? Step 1. go to a local shop, 2. ask for your fried chicken etc, 3. hand over money 4. Voila...
ANGEL Everything that glitters ain't gold. I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet!!!
'ZINERS BEHOLD,
Let me tell you all a secret... come closer... did you really think you were in a real world with real people and real objects? Of course not you naive 'Ziners!
The real world is when you fall asleep — all those pink clouds and topsy turvy policemen — they were not a dream.
So hurry back to bed my dear friends, and sweet dreams!
The Dancing Dreadlock
Breathe deeper...
DAYDREAMER!
PLUGHOLE FANTASY
A few 'Zines ago you complained about letters containing song lyrics, but just days later you used a line from the song: With A Little Help From My Friends, an old Beatles song.
Don't you think you owe the accused 'Ziners an apology? Especially after using such lame lyrics anyway.
Deadly Blue Butterfly
What do you mean lame?
THE PAIN!!!
IS THERE HOPE?
I was thinking how great it would be if all us Ziners met up at a party, but then I decided against the idea.
I would probably still be the biggest freak there and nobody would take any notice of me. I would just sit in a corner all on my own eating lemons!
Plughole Fantasy
Lemon-eating?
JUST SAY NO, KIDS!
MYSTICAL STARFISH
The line: "Is there anything donuts can't do?" is from the Simpsons episode where Homer drives the Monorail. Now can I claim my prize?
However, I don't want a feast. I want £20,000 in used notes, and a jet plane. Oh, and throw in the feast as well, or is that just being selfish?
Moon Monkey
Somebody please throw the monkey
A BANANA
