The Mega-Zine Museum
March 11, 2000
DORMANT ASSASSIN 20 years ago people would be forming punk bands with REAL soul and passion. Where R U all now? Come on, use the punk ethos and become angry — very angry! Oh dear, how 70s!
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE I am starting to shake because I haven't had a letter printed on the... Indeed you haven't.
BROKEN BUBBLES Lola delivers papers... Lola delivers papers... Well I, for one, am glad of my Bunty of a morning!
DEAR ZINERS,
Do you find yourselves surrounded by contradictions? Here are some I've encountered recently:
A line from a Calvin Klein commercial — "I'm just a simple, complicated woman".
The term "undead" — surely you are either dead or you are not?
A statement by Teletext that the films of Jean-Claude Van Damme are both "highly watchable" and "atrocious".
Students have enough to worry about.
Lucozade Lover
Indeed they do — like...
STUDYING, PERHAPS?
ZINERS
The Psychedelic Gloom asks if it is impossible to read Teletext for more than an hour a day without reading some mention of Britney Spears.
Well no, it isn't and I for one am not complaining. The Brits? Very curious decisions all round.
How does a goddess like Britney get shunted aside by the excruciatingly annoying and barking mad Macy Gray? Let's hope the wheels fall off that particular bandwagon soon.
The Pink Mafia
Macy Gray? She sings like
MARGE SIMPSON, DON'T YOU THINK?
FELLOW ZINERS,
The Education Board stinks! It's degrading enough having to do aerobics, but to Phats and Small? I feel like a Beverley Callard video workout experiment!
My teacher also hates me because I feigned sickness and she saw me eating right after... Oh well!
Miss Tristesse
Now thats what I call a
WORKOUT!
GREETINGS TEAM ROCKET
I am Fox. My mistress is Silver Shinobi. Not for long though. I want to switch sides so that I can work with my idol, James.
I know you're single James so how about a date? I have three Pikachus, two Squirtles, an Eevee and a black panther called Emshi.
We won't let Team Rocket down. By the way, I know the Team Rocket motto. It's boring in the underworld anyway.
Fox
OK, somebody help me out here...
SHOULD I BE CONCERNED AT ALL?
