The Mega-Zine Museum
February 29, 2000
NEGATIVE CREEP I do a funny little dance with my funny little monkeys. All I want, all I want is just your children. But children are the future! And that's just too positve for you...
MISS TRISTESSE Someone nudged me in the street. Someone poked me in the eye. Now I'm negative. As long as you're not a creep it's fine by me... oh and fight back, damn it!
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED Forgive me Ziners, for I have sinned. I used to wear track suits and read Backchat. BANISHED!!!
ZINER NAME CHANGE
The Ziner known up until now as The Fuolornis Fire Dragon is changing her name.
This is partly because WLW has misspelled my name in 50% of my letters screened, so I'm changing it before I have an identity crisis.
The other reason is that I never liked it anyway. Thank you for your kind attention.
Vicious Flower
Hey - we can't all understand your
INCREDIBLY SCRAWLY HANDWRITING!
THE FUNDAMENTALS OF STEW
Many of you may be pondering, as we all have at some point in our lives, is there room for stew in modern society?
To many of us, stew has been the central anchor of our existence, so is it fair to brush aside a foodament that for years has been at the forefront of British cookery, providing simple yet cost effective meals?
Join the crusade - Save Our Stew!
Belisha Beacon
Always prefered casseroles myself, was
25 BEFORE I KNEW THE DIFFERENCE.
THE PINK GLITTERBUG
Oi! So how's it feel to be a Ziner? Coz the feeling won't last long.
Yes I know your dark secret. You are after all a Backchatter. I've seen you on it so you can't deny it. Yes. Now bug off!
Captain Fish, get your gun. You must now shoot yourself. Sorry comrade.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex.
Ah, Revenge - Mmmm can you smell it???
SMELLS SOOOOOO GOOD - CARRY ON MEN!
HIYA WWWWLLLLLWWWW!
My apologies for the over use of letters, but I'm sitting inside a rather shaky tractor and it's making me stutter. That is not a lie, honestly.
Anyhoos, I'm just dropping a line, to use Homer-ism: "Is there anything donuts can't do?"
The first Ziner to guess the episode it's from gets... a feast, transported to their home by minifreezer.
Mystical Starfish
Mmm... Donuts...
THE RING OF CONFIDENCE...
